TWO JERSEY SHORE POSTS IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? It’s official, guys, all this internet activity is turning my brain to mush. However, this video was absolutely, unavoidably necessary, because it shows our least favorite of the Jersey Shore crew utterly BOMBING on stage at last night Roast of Donald Trump. I’ve never thought the roasts were […]
This is a sad one. I always liked Tony Hawk. In fact (me time), I performed with Tony Hawk and then-child-prodigy Shaun White at an Olympic send off back in 1996. It was pretty much the best moment of my childhood. Anyway, Tony Hawk has just lost points in my celebrity point-log that I keep […]
There have been many great battles in our history. David vs Goliath… Ali vs Frazier… Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb. However, it has been a long while since a neck and neck competition such as this has graced our world and it is up to us as the watchful public to decide who takes home […]
As a person who vehemently opposes the celebrity worship of people like those on the Jersey Shore, you think that I would steer clear of giving them any more publicity unless it included outing their obvious drug use. However, today is something different and way more awesome and I have to give the shows resident […]
Our favorite bearded comedian hosted SNL again this weekend and true to form, he showed every future host what they’re up against. Within the first five minutes, in fact, we were given better material than most of the season in his hilarious monologue which was equal parts stand up comedy and… dressing like little orphan […]
With Mardi Gras behind us, it’s now officially MARCH MADNESS TIME. Today is National Bracket Day, and what does that mean for you? Well, office pools, yelling at the TV, and drinking on Tuesday nights, obviously. However, if you’re like me and aren’t completely sure of how this deal works (it’s something with a ball […]
Time to hit the gym, ladies! According to a recent poll to determine the reason more and more women are shying away from sex, 52% of women said that they are so uncomfortable with their bodies that it makes them hesitant to get busy between the sheets! Experts claim that this issue stems from a […]
Megan Fox still has boobs in case you were wondering [TheBlemish] Amanda Bynes is the most boring celebrity on the planet and her Twit pics reflect that [Buzzfeed] Good lord. Gisele is literally the best wife on the planet [Daily Mail] Kim Kardashian thought this was a good idea [The Superficial] To prove Charlie Sheen […]
Much respect for this powerful video by ideological group Coffee Party USA, which shows that it’s not just porn stars and sex addicts who are sexually active, healthy individuals. The video is protesting the current attempt by certain members of congress to discontinue federal funding for the public health group Planned Parenthood, which for years […]
It’s a sad sad day today as the death toll rises to over 1000 in Japan after the 8.9 magnitude earthquake hit just off the coast last night. Much of the island has been demolished, and just as with the 2010 earthquake in Haiti, it’s now up to the rest of the world community to […]
