Charlie Sheen is so effed up that he get his own “TROUBLE TIMELINE”: [TMZ] Diddy’s son made honor roll at school so obviously he took him to get ice cream bought him a$405,000 Maybach Limousine [Dlisted] According to tabloids, J-Timberlake has banged 90% of the actresses in Hollywood. To which I say BRAVO. [TheSuperficial] […]
I wonder what it’s like to wake up in Green Bay or Pittsburgh today. It’s Friday, and you’re going to work, and you have to behave like an adult, but also IT’S MFing SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, EVERYONE! I bet that’s how it is in offices all over those two cities. A bunch of decoy Excel […]
It looks as though science is finally learning what movies, music, and fashion have always known: that sex sells. Wired Magazine, for example, has just released a study about the modern state of prostitution, which I imagine will get more hits than every medical, biological, and technological post they’ve ever done, combined. Sudhir Venkatesh, a […]
As a young girl, I was never really intrigued by the whole wrestling phenomenon. Sure, I grew up in an area where everyone owned at least two ATVs and considered Dan Marino jerseys “dress up clothes,” but somehow I managed to escape the wrestling obsession that many of my fellow white-trash peers shared. Every once […]
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. In this hilarious College Humor short, we get a glimpse at our future. It begins innocently enough with a guy and a girl checking into the same location at the same time, but imagine if THIS was the case. How many frat brothers will have to […]
This is my favorite post of this week, where we at BCU impart to you, the readers, some great tips on how to throw a totally awesome Super Bowl party. With it being Thursday, you’ll need to get a start tonight, because the grocery store on Sunday morning is going to be a cluster f*** […]
Poor, poor local newscasters. They work so hard to get where they are, struggling through school and tests and starting at the bottom of the totem pole, just for the opportunity to SOMEDAY, just maybe, ONE DAY, have a hostage situation at a bank in their town. And all the have to do is make […]
It should be noted that the kind folks over at Wet Lubricants have graciously sent me some some samples after I wrote a rather scathing review of a survey they did, to which I say, thank you, and I (un)officially endorse WET LUBRICANTS as the lube BRAND OF CHOICE of BootyCallU because STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?! ARE […]
Some people work in oils, water colors, or granite. Those guys are big pu***s. The real artists of our age work in tiny Vienna Sausages and guacamole. That’s right, our Countdown to the Superbowl Day 5 post is an ode to the most masterful of football foods: the SNACK-ADIUM. There are many types of Snackadiums, […]
It seems as though companies these days get as much fame (if not more) for the ads that don’t make it to the Super Bowl lineup! Take for example GoDaddy, who every year convinces us that they’re going to have another “too sexy for TV ad”, but then it is almost always that chubby little […]
