Now that we’ve gone over the potentially disastrous parts of this weekends testosterone-fest, let’s lighten the mood with a pleasant look at the top 5 super bad-ass, TOTALLY UNBEATABLE parts of Super Bowl weekend. 1) The Great Bar Vs Barbeque Party War Every year, my group of friends debates for a solid month […]
If you’re anything like us (and you must be if you’re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine’s Day. I can’t walk into CVS for my handle of cheap vodka a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting […]
Oh, boys. Boys boys boys. You are so SILLY sometimes. Take for example when you cry over sports teams losing, or when you and your friends have balls-punching matches and then get mad when your balls get punched. Sometimes we women look at you and all we see is a slightly retarded dog dressed up […]
As always, our friends overseas have to remind us how much more awesome and liberal they are. What with their lower drinking age and acceptance of poor mouth hygiene, it’s no surprise that their Valentine’s Day commercials would be way hotter than our stupid engagement ring ads. Take, for example, this gem for Ann Summers […]
Green Bay Packers. Pittsburgh Steelers. Two teams from two cities that I neither know nor care ANYTHING about. Actually no – I think one of them likes cheese or something? Maybe? Either way, the Super Bowl is this weekend, and despite it having not one team that I am even vaguely interested in, we […]
Guess what’s BACK, everyone! It’s Obviously Obvious News, straight from channel obvious in Obviousville! According to a very scientific and most likely extremely expensive study, two researchers from Indiana University learned that when men are explained something by a hot girl, they don’t remember it as well. After having men watch a sexualized news anchor […]
Yours truly is taking a much needed VAY-CAY to Temecula wine country today, so for the next 48 hours, you’re on your own. I set up a Weekend To-Dos for tomorrow, and there are leftovers in the fridge so warm them up for yourself for dinner because MAMA’S GOIN’ OUT. Dear God, Jessica Simpson looks […]
There once was a time when crime was almost a noble venture. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor! Pirating on the high seas! Being a jewel thief or a crazy serial killer like Jack the Ripper! These days, though, most criminals are just, well, retarded. Even aside from the fact that people […]
Have the Nobel Prizes happened yet? I wouldn’t know because obviously there is a more important award show coming up that demands FAR more attention than a stupid nerd party full of nerd awards. They probably don’t even have a pre-Nobel Prize “Fashion Police” show or anything, which completely de-legitimizes the entire thing. NEEDLESS TO […]
Every once in a while, we at the BCU offices take a moment to reflect over the past few weeks. We think about all the interesting and intriguing things we’ve seen, from videos of guys sticking quarters in their belly buttons, to important news about the current state of young adult relationships, to awesome photos […]
