“Aw, there’s nothing wrong with that, she likes an animal most people consider to be filthy, disease spreading monsters. Nothing wrong with that. It’s endearing.” – You “I quit the internet.” – You, a minute later.
With Halloween approaching, we know there are a lot of choices one should consider before officially deciding on a costume. Will it be serious or funny? Sexy or silly? A poignant portrayal of the very first African American president who, whether you agree with his platforms or not, can only be considered one of the […]
Brett Favre is many things: a Minnesota Vikings quarterback, a 1990s era jeans spokesman, a person who doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “retirement.” And now we have another title to add to the list: a woefully unrequited sexter. That’s right, everyone! The rumored photos of the 97 year old quarterback’s junk that he […]
The Commonwealth Games, in New Delhi, India, are the puny step-brother of the Olympics (because America isn’t involved) held every four years in one of the member states of the Commonwealth of Nations. I scoffed at them all week, hearing news that the conditions were terrible, the heat was intolerable, and the drama surrounding the […]
Because sometimes you have to take up exotic pole dancing to pay your way through Ninja College. Or something. EMBED-Hot Chick Is A Pole-Dancing Ninja – Watch more free videos
Ah yes, college keggers. Nothing says “I’m working to further my education so as to become a productive member of society” than 250 people chugging cheap beer, watching chicks making out in a corner, and waking up in your own urine. Sarcastic as that may be, let’s be honest — we’ve all done […]
The important question here isn’t “is it real,” the important question is, “how awesome is it?”* * – Answer: SO AWESOME.
In this incredibly accurate diagram, the people at Fast Company describe what your Facebook photo says about you, but we think this could apply to your dating profile shot as well. Think about that the next time you flirt with a chick whose photo is just her boobs… she might not have a head. Click […]
It’s National Breast Cancer Month, and BCU takes that very seriously. Nearly 200,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer every year, and the disease does not discriminate: mothers, aunts, grandmothers, sisters, and daughters are all caught in the crossfire. It’s not a joke. This video, on the other hand, is.
Proof that just because you’re 972 years old, you don’t EVER have to stop being a bad ass who has his pick of the freshest produce from the aisle (that is to say, bangin’ hot 23 year olds): Russell mother-f—ing Simmons, the man behind Def Jam records. Look at this photo. Look at the bad […]
