I am a lucky woman, in that I can honestly say I have never accidentally taken a man-atee home before (man-atee (n): a man, who if you saw him floating in the water face down, could be mistaken for a Trichechus manatus, or the West Indian manatee). However, I have friends who have accidentally taken […]
First off– we don’t personally have a huge problem with Mr. Francis. I mean, no one seems to have a problem with FemSkin, or sexing up toddlers, or the Brazzers franchise (super NSFW, duhh), and each of these businesses do nothing to further the female plight in life. Joe Francis took a worldwide affinity for […]
So, so many things. A) Those boots make so much sense. She’s an Eskimo, you guys. So all that time we were making fun of her height/weight/face/life, she’s been trying to survive the winter in her igloo full of Bump-Its and P’zones. B) What you don’t know is that she’s hiding a well worn […]
The Amazing Race is one of those shows that I never ever watch cause there is too much sappy “I couldn’t have done this without you” bulls— where I’m like, uh, yeah you could’ve, what if you had Bear Grylls himself with you? You’d have probably done way better because I doubt Bear is afraid […]
I came across this image while doing my normal 3 hour perusal of new internet things this morning. A nervous look to my left? Hand sanitizer. Great. So when the end of the world comes and the undead attack the BCU offices, I will be here, makin’ sure I don’t catch a cold. If […]
Every time I see a video with a title like this, like say “driver falls asleep at the wheel,” or “amusement park ride gone wrong,” or “adorable kitten murders owner by clawing out her appendix,” I think, why did I watch that? I wasn’t afraid of driving or amusement park rides and ESPECIALLY NOT KITTENS, […]
In recent Never-Saw-That-Coming news, the vuvuzela, the African horn-like instrument that tops the International List of Annoying Instruments (even above bagpipes!), is officially banned from European soccer matches. According to the UEFA, “In the specific context of South Africa, the vuvuzela adds a touch of local flavor and folklore, but UEFA feels that the instrument’s […]
Our quarterly fail reports are in and it seems August has been our most fail-ccessful month this year! Congratu-fail-lations everyone, bonuses for all! (I don’t know that much about business.)
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns I’d like to provide some commentary, but anything I say will pale in comparison to the hilarity of this video. Just… just watch it.
Last night I found my self 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. I was 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber going head to head in a song and dance competition with Shaquille O’Neall (what? WHAT?). It was at about minute 40, when I […]
