Awww. Obviously Obvious News, I missed you! It’s been so long since we learned that Running with the Bulls is still dangerous. Luckily, Reuters is at it again, letting us know that subjecting yourself to ungodly heat for extended periods of time could, kill you. The world sauna championships go down every year in Finland, […]
These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for. Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK. Tuesday morning stripper squad? CHECK. SWEET MULLET AND PORN STACHE? CHECK CHECK CHECK.
Step aside, Barack Obama. Basil Marceaux is the true master of spoken eloquence.
Amy Winehouse is back! As you can tell, this look is classic Amy. The frighteningly distended stomach and shirt pulled up to her boobs, complemented by the same ballet flats she’s been wearing since the beginning of time. Oh and of course, she’s looking fabulous PASSED OUT ON A F***ING BENCH IN LONDON AT NINE […]
I feel that in this case, that stock photo is pretty unnecessary.
Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy. Note to the kids: 20 years later, little dudes, you’ll still be as mystified by breasts. Trust us.
That. Is. Awesome.
Important news everyone! The Kama Sutra is now an audio book! Finally! No more feeling embarrassed bringing out your worn copy at the local deli while eating your meatball sub, no more frightening children at the bus stop by describing what “Angry Scorpion” pose looks like, no more dropping it from your purse during church! […]
Don’t watch that video. Seriously. Don’t. I mean, unless you like watching LEGAL ADULTS sing MILEY CYRUS parody songs about how awesome their COLLEGE is, in which case go for it, but don’t ever talk to me again. This video in all its immature, poorly-edited glory is being spread around los internetos today to celebrate […]
In honor of the monumental overturning of the unconstitutional Proposition 8 in California, we present you this hilarious, unwittingly gay Twitter feed of Republican senator Jon Fussle. OH MY GOODNESS is right, Jon.
