Today’s official countdown to the World Cup post is a look at the players who are about to star in the 2nd most exciting sports tournament in the history of tournaments, falling only behind those Lion versus Man fights back in Ancient Rome. Unfortunately, yours truly has absolutely no idea who or what is good/bad […]
9 days and counting, people. We’re getting closer to one of the most watched sporting events in the entire world, a month-long booze fest where grown men are reduced to tears and occasionally pissing in their high school soccer shorts. Now it’s getting to the time when you need to start making your World Cup […]
In some sort of sadistic, twisted way, being on a Most Wanted list is kind of awesome. You probably consider yourself the ultimate bad ass- like maybe someday they’ll make a movie about you and Benicio Del Toro will play you and maybe even win an Oscar or something. What ruins those chances, though, is […]
We all have different music tastes, some enjoy country, some enjoy rap, and some enjoy music that’s actually good. Just kidding, I like country and rap when the situation calls for it which is never. However, a surveying of the recent music sensations has made me realize that there are definitely a few “music” stars […]
Teaching first-graders to spell, grocery lists, reminders to throw the trash out- these were the uses for magnetic alphabet letters when I was a kid. Somewhere around age 13 my friends and I turned to trying to spell “penis” even though the only letters left were W, R, M, and a number 4 (how’d that […]
Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn’t suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it’s sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a […]
I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named “Puss” is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book. And now, there is […]
When I think of the E! channel, I generally think of a dirty syringe full of an unknown drug that a homeless person might find in a dumpster. It’s absolutely the most repulsive idea in the world to inject yourself with it, but hey, you’re homeless, so what have you got to lose? And then […]
Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it’s exactly what you think it is: Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball! I mean, I suppose it’s only logical, right? Like, […]
As we all know, body language is one of the most important weapons men have in their arsenal to know if a woman is flirting with them. Women tend to try and play coy and “hard to get” which usually translates into “acting like a standoffish b****” even when they’re fairly interested. However, even reading […]
