We’ve written many articles explaining how people ruin their chance at getting a date, through their actions, manners, and behaviors throughout the first meeting. However, did you know you can ruin any chance of getting a date/a girlfriend/laid within the first moment of meeting? It has to do with your style, my friend! Women don’t […]
You know how usually when you watch commercials, all you can think in your head is, “God, whatever marketing campaign director that thought this was a good idea must have been dropped on their head as a child”? This is not one of those commercials. Joining the ranks of other great commercialists like Bud Light, […]
Women are crafty. They are like sneaky little mongooses (mongeese?) who look sweet and adorable but in reality they EAT SNAKES. One of the craftiest skills of the woman is deception. While they might not consider it to be lying, per se, it definitely isn’t honest. Here are 5 of the most prominent lies women […]
Check out this awesome video where Mo takes his new 2010 Porsche Techart Magnum to a legal street race versus a Nissan ricer at Qualcomm stadium. In case you’re wondering, Porsche Techart Magnum is basically a modified Cayenne Turbo S with 680 hp (aka fastest SUV in the world). It’s almost sad to watch.
I don’t know about your state, but California at the moment is having a severe infestation. Not of locusts or fruit flies; that might be bearable, but instead it’s the dreaded hipsters. With their too-small shirts and fixed-gear bikes, they’re everywhere, at all the bars and parks and stoplights. The worst part of these hipsters? […]
If I were to ask you, “What is the worst part about Erectile Dysfunction?” You’d probably answer, “Oh, I don’t know, the dysfunctional part?” And up until about 5 minutes ago, I’d have agreed with you. Having a little buddy who’s just being lazy and worthless down there sounds about like the worst thing ever. […]
Technology has its perks, free communication, quick responses, and microwavable cake come to mind. However, it’s not crazy to believe that technology has made us a little apprehensive and shy about talking face to face. People have a hard time even asking each other on dates, let alone talking about sex. The only thing that […]
Scantily clad beach bodies, the proverbial keg stand, and the first hints of warm weather; all indisputable indications that Spring Break is here. Everyone is familiar with the usual destinations where throngs of college students and singles flock to party, namely Cancun, South Padre Island, and Panama City. This year, OnlineBootyCall.com has identified the Five […]
That’s right, guys. You’re gonna have to keep that in mind the next time you send a booty call message to a sexy single on OBC. When they come over and you inevitably get to some mind-blowing boot-knockin’, make sure you keep it down. According to a court in New Jersey, loud sex is enough […]
It seems as though matters of national security were put on hold for a few days as President Obama constructed his March madness predictions. [Insert commentary about college basketball, because I seriously know nothing about the subject] While the president is known for making bold statements, for the bracket he went the safe route, choosing […]
