There is quite a debate going on in the BCU offices over who is the hottest celebrity out and about today. Top of my list? Miss Scarlett Johansson. She was bangin’ in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and super hot in He’s Just Not That Into You, which is a movie that I definitely did not see. […]
I am of the school of thought that television as an art medium is legitimate, important, and under appreciated. My DVR’s recordings range from nature shows (Life!), to Thursday night comedies (30 Rock!), to medical dramas (shut up). However, the one strain of television diseases that I refuse to catch is the incurable infection of […]
Last year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, “Birthday Sex.” It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best […]
Sometimes, watching TV commercials or kids shows, you wonder if the marketing team behind them is just utterly oblivious to sexual innuendo, or if they’re creepy perverts with a weird desire to expose children to huge phalluses. That being said, back in the day when kids actually read comic books about superheroes, you shouldn’t be […]
Welcome, readers, to your weekly dose of a female staffer pretending she knows anything about sports or physical activity of any kind! In this weeks episode: FOOTBALL! The sport I could have sworn ended like, a month ago is apparently back in full swing, with something called a “draft,” which I thought was a handwritten […]
Currently, the weather in the fair city of San Diego has taken a disastrous turn. Grey clouds litter our normally blue sky and a for some strange reason there is this liquid substance falling from the sky which strangely forces people to drive terribly and my flip flops to be unsuitable shoe choices. It’s completely […]
Just in case my description of Coachella was not quite vivid enough for you, here is a video that will make it perfectly clear how intoxicated 90% of the festival participants were for the three day weekend. All this young gent wants is to walk to the portable bathrooms. Unfortunately, he has to deal with […]
This post should have been written, approved, and posted at least two days ago, but unfortunately the brain power of yours truly has just recently regained full power since this past weekend. So now, here goes… The Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival occurs every year in the third weekend of April in Indio, CA. […]
As a woman, I constantly have to witness those of my own gender reinforcing stereotypes that make us look like terrible, materialistic airheads. You always hear women saying, “I wish that people cared more about my brains and less about my looks,” and then five minutes later on national television a candidate for Miss Teen […]
We over here at the BCU offices don’t condone illegal activity, which means, of course, that we definitely don’t indulge in the celebrations that some do on this 20th of April. However, if we were to, we’d probably utilize the new KLUCKR app for the iPhone. The KLUCKR app is a program that helps you […]
