If I were to ask you, “What is the worst part about Erectile Dysfunction?” You’d probably answer, “Oh, I don’t know, the dysfunctional part?” And up until about 5 minutes ago, I’d have agreed with you. Having a little buddy who’s just being lazy and worthless down there sounds about like the worst thing ever. […]
Technology has its perks, free communication, quick responses, and microwavable cake come to mind. However, it’s not crazy to believe that technology has made us a little apprehensive and shy about talking face to face. People have a hard time even asking each other on dates, let alone talking about sex. The only thing that […]
Scantily clad beach bodies, the proverbial keg stand, and the first hints of warm weather; all indisputable indications that Spring Break is here. Everyone is familiar with the usual destinations where throngs of college students and singles flock to party, namely Cancun, South Padre Island, and Panama City. This year, OnlineBootyCall.com has identified the Five […]
That’s right, guys. You’re gonna have to keep that in mind the next time you send a booty call message to a sexy single on OBC. When they come over and you inevitably get to some mind-blowing boot-knockin’, make sure you keep it down. According to a court in New Jersey, loud sex is enough […]
It seems as though matters of national security were put on hold for a few days as President Obama constructed his March madness predictions. [Insert commentary about college basketball, because I seriously know nothing about the subject] While the president is known for making bold statements, for the bracket he went the safe route, choosing […]
You can call us Generation Sex! A study carried out by ICM claims that women who came of age between the years 2000 and 2009 have an average of 5.65 sexual partners by the time they hit 24 years old, unlike our parents’ generation, when the average was only 3.72 partners. And the generation before […]
BCU has shared before its list of the worst break up lines… the clichés and lies that your soon-to-be-ex will see right through to the lines that can somehow be argued against. There comes a point as a breaker when you might have to bust out the big guns- throw caution to the wind and […]
Just to add to the notion that some men have just “got it,” comes news that Michael Murphy, a prisoner in Montana, managed to seduce 5 prison guards, a clinical therapist, and other prison workers, while doing 25 years for burglary, theft, and fraud. You’ve got to give props to a guy who can hook […]
At BCU we are dedicated followers of the psuedo-news site, The Onion. Similarly, we’re getting awful tired of all these “Shot at Love” “Tough Love” “Tool Academy” shows that glorify (and sometimes skyrocket to fame) women with no discernible talent other than chugging peach schnapps. Therefore, we love this clip, and so should you. VH1 […]
Remember when Jeff Foxworthy used to do those “You might be a redneck” jokes? Those weren’t funny. Although no one on the BCU staff knows “how to make roadkill stew,” we do know the signs that you might be whipped. Here are our top 5 favorites. 1) If she knows all your passwords… When I […]
