Marital bliss… every girl dreams of it, right? Being in love, celebrating your commitment, creating a home and having a family… HA. I mean, sure, some people stay married for 50 years, claiming their wedding day was the happiest day of their life. But for the rest of us sane people in the world, here […]
Happy Fat Tuesday, BCU readers! Break out your beads, gentlemen, because Mardi Gras, code word for indulgence, is finally here. San Diego’s celebration is set to tear up the streets of the Gaslamp, but before heading out to make a fools of ourselves, we figured we’d set some groundrules. Here are BCU’s Mardi Gras regulations. […]
I generally express my distaste for turning sports stars into sex symbols. And not because I have any sort of moral compass, just because I feel that generally, men’s magazines use the magic of photoshop to turn a 6.5 to into some 10 point goddess. It’s not fair, you tricksters. However, I have to redact […]
As though we all needed another reason to guzzle a delicious lager after work… However- recent studies show that drinking beer can actually strengthen your bones. Dietary silicon, a product found in both hops and barley, is known to help strengthen your bones, similar to calcium. However, scientists were always unsure if any of this […]
Alright ladies, we forgive you for ignoring your better judgement (and the e-card below) and letting some lame-ass guy take you out on a cheesy, conventional Valentine’s date. Don’t worry, we give the date 30 minutes before you wish you’d stayed home, clicked your way to OBC, and found a sexy booty call. Meanwhile, check […]
We’re all about having fun at BCU, but as we are your one stop shop for dating and sex advice, it’s time we get serious about putting a little excitement into your lackluster sex life. Unfortunately, the economy’s in a bit of a slump, and trips to the top of the Eiffel Tower are out […]
If you’re reading this, you’re probably with us on the opinion that Valentine’s Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine’s Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested […]
In an office where the word “duty” incites 3rd-grader-like giggles, it is no surprise that CollegeHumor’s post about the top oddly sexual product names would cause almost painfully immature bouts of hysterical laughter. And although you may not have the same sense of humor as this bunch of short-bus riding geeks, we thought we’d share […]
The BCU staff’s got it pretty good- amongst the old pizza and water bottles, there is usually a case of beer in the fridge, on reserve for late Friday nights working. However, some places don’t have as awesome an office, so they’ve had to improvise. We’ve seen our share of funny ways to hide alcohol. […]
Unfortunately, some people in the world have not been exposed to the wonders of OBC… and because they have no access to no-strings-attached booty, they resort to sex toys, some disturbingly technological, and some tried and true, like the blow up doll. A man named Yang in Shanghai was a fan of these, until one […]
