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Man Marries Body Pillow

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Apparently it's time for OBC to make an appearance in Korea. A 28 year old Korean guy named Lee Jin-gyu just married his 'dakimakura,' a kind of body pillow with an anime character on it. Don't worry, this isn't a normal practice in Korea, apparently there he's called "otaku," a word that is translated roughly …
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The GGG Scale

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Was I think only person in the world unaware of the term "GGG"? It's a term coined by Dan Savage, gay author and sex advice columnist for The Stranger (awesome magazine name). A little more research, though, shows that the GGG works for both gay and straight couples. It stands for Good, Giving, Game, or …
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Best Divorce Letter Ever

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There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn't into marriage! As the adage goes, "50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death." However, this guy's letter to his wife (or soon to be …
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The Secret Types Chicks Dig

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Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn't mean you can't find an awesome chick ready to make …
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Booty Call Texting Rules

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Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it's 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like... zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit …
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5 Places to Meet a Great Booty Call

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Obviously your first choice should be OBC, it's got a ton of hot singles all looking for fun without the long term commitment. However, if you've got to pull yourself away from the computer for a few hours, it doesn't mean you can't be looking for singles at other places. Here are a few places …
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What Women Say Vs. What They Mean

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It's fairly well known that guys, for the most part, understand about 1/1000th of women's brains. And considering the human brain is about 3 pounds, and we only use about 10% of it, that means... well, I'm not going to do that math but pretty much you know JACK about women. And since no one …
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Dumb Broad Wins Stupid Reality Show

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I'm sorry. That heading was supposed to say, "Vienna Girardi Wins 'The Bachelor'," although I still think mine is more accurate. Here are the questions that don't matter: Did Vienna have an affair with a crew member? Did she really steal money from her Marine ex-husband? IS SHE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE? Here are the …
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Why You Haven't Gotten Laid in Weeks/Months/Years

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I recently wrote an article for the hilarious website RegretfulMorning, listing ways that guys can completely ruin their chances of picking up a lady. However, after contemplating the subject further, I realized there are actual lifestyle choices guys make that unwittingly ruin their chances of getting laid. Let us discuss. 1) Your Video Game Habit …
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Why Casual Dating is Good for Your Wallet

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The US is currently facing one of the worst economic crises in decades, and people are being forced to take a hard look at their spending and decide what their priorities are. Entertainment, such as movies, theme parks, and concerts, have taken especially hard hits, as people have realized they aren't really necessities. Even many …
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5 Words to Never Say in Bed

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Pillow talk (noun): confidences exchanged in bed or in intimate circumstances between spouses or lovers. We might add to the very end of that definition, perhaps "or a random chick you met at a bar," but either way, you get the jist. Pillow talk is the bedroom banter that you would probably not ever want …
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5 Best Ways to Get Over a Breakup

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We all know it sucks to go through a break up. Not only do you feel confused and heartbroken, but your self-esteem plummets. However, we at BCU always try to see the bright side of things, so here are our top 5 ways to get over a tough break up. 1) Hit the gym Not …
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Why Booty Calls Are Good For You

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Other than the obvious reasons to have a booty call on retainer (no gifts, meeting parents, or responsibility), there are actually surprising health benefits to having booty calls. Here are a few that made us have to pick up the phone and set up a booty call for tonight! 1. Sex relieves stress In a …
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Break Up With Her

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There are tons of reasons why guys stay with their girlfriends even when they're... well, you know. A little uptight, a tad wound up, kinda high-maintenance... ok fine- a B*TCH. Usually it has something to do with the regular sex, but sometimes even when that's taken away, guys stick around, probably because their GF has …
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Can Your Booty Call Turn into a Relationship?

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In a word, no. In two words, probably not. In a bunch of words, I guess it's not implausible, but it's probably the worst idea since Jimmy Dean's Chocolate Chip Pancake Wrapped Sausage. If you are considering venturing into a relationship from your current booty call/friends with benefits situation, you should first ask yourself these …
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5 Things Booty Calls Don't Ever Need to Know

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CollegeCandy recently posted their list of the top 10 things women never want to know about their boyfriends. The list was pretty standard, from their "number" to anything about their ex. While not 100% accurate, the article got me thinking... what are things you never want to hear from your booty call or friends-with-benefits? Keeping …
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Hillary Duff: Your Dream Girl

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We are the proponents for casual dating. This is obvious. However, we cannot pretend to underestimate the joy a couple can have when they get engaged. The marriage is a whole other story, but still... it's classtime. Ladies- take heed. Hillary Duff, Disney starlet and classic girl-next-door, is giving lessons on the appropriate way to …
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5 Reasons You Didn't Get Laid Last Night

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Good afternoon, BCU readers! Yours truly got a featured article on the hilarious "morning after" site Regretful Morning! Head over and check out the fancy schmancy advice article that's destined to make me famous ;) I know, it just doesn’t make sense. You gelled that hair up, all but drowned yourself in Axe, and even …
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Increase Your Booty Potential

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Excuse me, gentlemen. We need to talk. Your pick-up skills are getting super rusty. I've heard you drop the same lines to the same kinda girl like, 8 times in the last month. It's getting sad to watch you. Even if you were, at one time, the Knight of Bootopia, in this new decade, your …
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