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Hilariously Bad Dating Advice

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It is part of our job at BCU to keep a close eye on the competition. For the most part we end up just giggling in our cubicles at some of the ridiculous advice other dating blogs give out, but in a recent viewing of BlackPeopleMeet.com's blog, we came across a genuinely hilarious article about …
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Twitter Porn

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Many exciting developments were recently revealed at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, some sexy (3D porn!), some strange (a vibrator attachment for your iPod!), and some flat out creepy (Roxxxy, a sex robot that can talk to you about football). However, one stood out as pretty ingenious- Twitter Porn! Well, not exactly Twitter …
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NASA Patents Used for Flirting Bra

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Forget the Mars landing, satellites orbiting the Earth, and learning about the infinite abyss known as the Universe, NASA's patents have found a far more important venue: ladies' bras. That's right, the same memory foam technology that is used in space (and on those comfy mattresses) is now finding a home making women's busts look …
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Online Dating Increases When It's Cold

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Temperatures in the UK have dropped to below freezing, causing weather that has not been seen in years. Because of this unexpected coldfront, Britons have been utilizing online dating more than ever! According to DateDaily.com, Websites like MySingleFriend.com have reported record visits this week alone, showing that during this cold time, your chance of finding …
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Bikram's Yoga Can Increase Erection Size

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It's already a week into January. Haven't kicked start your New Years Resolutions yet? Well, here's a reason to get on the fitness boat: According to Asylum, new studies show that Bikram's yoga (90 minute yoga classes in a heated room) can actually increase the size of an erection. Of course, all exercise can improve …
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Warren Beatty Slept with Around 13,000 Women

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In a new biography, author Peter Biskind claims that '60s movie star Warren Beatty slept with around 13,000 women! Assuming my math is correct (and it probably isn't), that would mean he had to have bedded about 1.7 women per day for the 20 years he was in the spotlight. Sounds like we should all …
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Condom Ready

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After years of those "CRAP!" moments when guys realize that they don't have a condom, and women saying "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" to unprotected sex, the answer has finally come together. Why can't women carry condoms too? The Daily Mail recently reported that just as many women have begun carrying condoms as those that take birth control, …
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Millionaire Looks for Love on a Billboard

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Tom Feltenstein, a single millionaire, decided to bypass dating altogether and put up a billboard, which read "Have Maid, Have Money, Would Love a Honey!" Needless to say, the guy is married now. Surprise, surprise. Full Story at DateDaily
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World's Biggest Condom

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That's right, another condom story! In an effort to raise STD awareness, a giant condom has been placed right in a main shopping area of Italy. The condom is so massive, in fact, that 230 people can fit inside it! Find the full story here.
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Safe Booty Calls Save You Money

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This creative ad from Durex Condoms adds another point to our List of Reasons You Should Stay Single: It saves you money! A package of condoms costs you as little as $2.50, but imagine what having a kid will set you back! See more funny condom ads at Oddee.com
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Lifestyles Condom Pillows

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If huge, over-sized novelty items are your thing, and you enjoy totally creeping women out, these hilarious Lifestyles condom pillows should be on your Christmas list. Not only is there a tiny pocket for your real condoms (that you probably will never get to use), but inside is a giant, body length cotton condom! Hop …
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Don't Rush Into Marriage

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Legacy embedded media EMBED-Boquet Catch Fail - Watch more free videos We're always down for a hilarious video where someone falls down so hard they may or may not have fallen unconscious. If it happens because that someone was rushing into marriage, then all the better!
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Awesome '80s Dating Video

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If you thought filling out a 200 word bio about yourself was uncomfortable, check out this hilarious video from a video dating service called VideoMate from the 1980s! Our favorite is probably the "No Fatties" guy, because everyone appreciates an honest man, even one with ridiculously unrealistic standards.
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Woman Robs Her MySpace Date

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Yikes! Seems like just another reason to steer clear of the MySpace dating scene... Recently, a Michigan man named Jason Barker sought out a date with fellow Myspacer April Evelyn. She volunteered to pick him up from his house and drive to their dinner date at a local Chili's. What he didn't know, however, was …
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Just Effing Eff Me Already!

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When we came across this posting on CasualEncounters, we were amazed at this woman's assertive, if not brazen, declaration of her needs! Read all the way to the comments and check out the heated debate about women's sexual desires... It brings us to the ever-present question: If even women disagree on it, can anyone really …
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Casual Sex Causes No Emotional Damage

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Finally, a redemption for those hazy college years- A Minnesota study recently revealed that partaking in casual sex does not cause any psychological or emotional damage. After surveying 1,300 people, the study found that the emotional state of those who admitted to casual sex was no different than those in committed relationships. Although we're glad …
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Super Bowl Personal Ad

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"All that stands between her and love is 3 million dollars!" This is the headline on the donation page for Amy Borkowsky, AKA "The Super Bowl Single Girl." The New York single wins an award for most daring attempt at finding a date: Though the Super Bowl has come and gone for this year, Amy …
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Tiger Woods And Porn Star Joslyn James

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13 does not seem to be such a lucky number for Tiger Woods. His 13th alleged mistress came forward this week- porn star Joslyn James. US Magazine claims that the star of such movies as "Milfs in Action" and "Porn Star Brides" had a lengthy affair with the pro golfer, and that he sometimes even …
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John Gosselin Banned From Media Appearances

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It seems that even the judicial system is tired of Jon Gosselin- reality star of the TLC show "Jon and Kate Plus 8." In a ruling this Thursday in Maryland, a judge forbade him from making any media appearances until a second court date in April of 2010. This ruling was based on TLC's claims …
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5 Most Annoying Facebook Photos

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1. The Depressed Shot- I know, I know. Your life is hard. What with your trust fund, huge condo, and new Macbook (which is taking this photo), it's a wonder you don't just off yourself. Take the black and white setting off, move those tentacles you call bangs out of the way, and smile, Sylvia …
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