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How to Keep Casual Sex Casual

Things started great, you'd go out with your friends and get a little crazy. At the end of the night while stumbling back to your pad, you send a booty call to that guy or lady who makes your gears turn, you two meet up a late night romp, and when you wake up they're …
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5 Great Sex Statistics, One That Sucks

With all the scary statistics out there about AIDS and affairs and teen pregnancies, you might think that hopping into the sack is a one way ticket to unPleasantville. Needless to say, there are still some benefits to sex, and here are some statistics that prove it... and one that ruins the whole thing. 1. …
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5 Best Web Apps for Getting Lucky

A couple months ago we did an article on the best iPhone apps for dates, which included some great tools for finding restaurants and movie theaters to take a hot date. However, it has come to our attention that not every human being is endowed with an iPhone, so we thought we'd grace all you …
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5 Women NOT to Booty Call

We at BCU are (obviously) down for booty calls. They can be a stress reliever, a confidence boost, even a hangover cure. But let's get honest, guys, not all chicks are down for booty calls, even if they shrilly claim they "totally just want a physical relationship and nothing else I swear," there are just …
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How to Tell You're Going to Get Lucky

Assuming the women you meet don't greet you with, "Hi, my name doesn't matter, let's go back to my apartment," you'll probably notice that deciphering whether a woman is just being friendly or really wants to get it on is pretty much like reading a foreign language. Let us at BCU be your Rosetta Stone …
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Marriage Proposal Fail

Add this to your list of reasons to never get married- This poor sap planned out an elaborate wedding proposal in front of 18,000 people at a Rangers game this Valentine's Day, only to get rejected on the JumboTron by his soon-to-be-ex. And just to add salt to the wound, the announcers took the time …
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Older Women Are Better in Bed

Dating bloggers over at OKCupid recently did some studies which show that although men seek out younger women on the internet, older women are more open in bed and enjoy sex more. The graph below shows the answers from women on the site about whether or not sex is one of their favorite activities. As …
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Don't Get Married

Marital bliss... every girl dreams of it, right? Being in love, celebrating your commitment, creating a home and having a family... HA. I mean, sure, some people stay married for 50 years, claiming their wedding day was the happiest day of their life. But for the rest of us sane people in the world, here …
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What His Valentine's Gift Really Means

Alright ladies, we forgive you for ignoring your better judgement (and the e-card below) and letting some lame-ass guy take you out on a cheesy, conventional Valentine's date. Don't worry, we give the date 30 minutes before you wish you'd stayed home, clicked your way to OBC, and found a sexy booty call. Meanwhile, check …
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Recession-Proof Public Sex

We're all about having fun at BCU, but as we are your one stop shop for dating and sex advice, it's time we get serious about putting a little excitement into your lackluster sex life. Unfortunately, the economy's in a bit of a slump, and trips to the top of the Eiffel Tower are out …
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Happy Valentine's Day from OBC!

If you're reading this, you're probably with us on the opinion that Valentine's Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine's Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested …
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How to Set Up a Threesome

If guys think about sex every 6 seconds, then you could probably venture to say they think about threesomes every time two hot girls are standing next to each other. To some it seems like an unattainable fantasy, most likely due to the combination of guys having next to no game, and girls being a …
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How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand

Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic proportions. Although you may feel helpless at the moment, HolyTaco has done …
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Top 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Date a Porn Star

Porn stars, while usually 30-50% silicone, are some of the hottest women in the world. With HD cameras all up in their everything, their job is to keep their bodies tight and tanned! Lots of guys dream of dating a porn star and getting to hook up with a girl who is so good at …
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Sex Explained By Pens

BuzzFeed.com recently released a hilarious chart that explains what different sex terms are using pens as the props. By the end they get kinda... gross... but all in all, this is much less uncomfortable than the speech my parents gave me.
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5 Worst Women to Go On a First Date With

A first date is always nerve-wracking. Do I look okay? What if we run out of things to talk about? What if she starts talking about feminism? As we all know, there are just certain women that are absolutely obnoxious to date. Using our collective experiences and with some help from RegretfulMorning, we've compiled a …
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British Couple Make Porn to Pay for Wedding

Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes are your everyday, average couple, with four children and a home in England. All they've ever wanted is to have a fairytale wedding in Cancun, Mexico, so they recently decided to try and raise some money to make their dream happen. And not in some lame way, like asking their …
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What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

Sure, sometimes she's serious when she says "I have a headache..." but for the most part, women turn down sex for many different reasons. With the help of HolyTaco, the BCU staff unravels the mystery of what her sex excuse really means. 1. I'm Just Tired This one is easy. The truth is, she is …
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