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Fried Cheese Sandwich = Death

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You know how sometimes you're like, "having to walk myself through Wal Mart all the time is so hard!" and "all this regular breathing and blood pumping is a real drag!" because you're a generally fit person who isn't 500 pounds and can fit in most booths at restaurants? Well, your troubles are over today, …
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FINALLY! BEERSICLES!

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With San Diego's weather finally returning to its normal August blazing inferno of death heat (85 degrees), I have started to notice that beers aren't staying as cold as they did a couple weeks ago, when the wind and sleet was colder than Siberian temperatures (65 degrees, partly cloudy). Backyard BBQs and house party aftermaths …
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World's Strongest Beer. In a Squirrel.

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If someone had told me a few years ago that my favorite dessert in the year 2010 would no longer be chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches, I'd have slapped them across their dirty face. And yet, here I am in the year 2010 admitting that my new favorite dessert is the unexplainable, irresistible Guinness …
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Carls Jr. Creates Footlong Cheeseburgers

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In "America is a country of fatties" news, Carl's Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It's called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it's essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar …
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Food Porn -- NSFW (ish?)

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I don't know about you, but whenever I'm in the kitchen making some grub, all I can think is how funny it would be to stick together random food items so that they look like people and then make said people do the nasty and then take pictures and turn it into a .gif file. …
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The "Grim Eater" Storms Funeral Home

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Wedding Crashers is quite possibly one of my favorite comedies of all time. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn kept me in hysterics from minute one to the closing credits, and the Will Ferrell cameo at the end put the icing on the cake. If you'll recall, Will plays Chazz- the founder and by far most …
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3 Drinks To Avoid Before Summer

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Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn't suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it's sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a …
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The World Cup Drinking Game

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YOU GUYS. The World Cup is in like 2 weeks! Aren't you so excited?! I AM SO EXCITED. Okay, I'm lying. I had to go to the FIFA website to even figure out when the World Cup started, and to know where it was hosted (South Africa, hey-oh!). However, it would be an understatement to …
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Is Drinking Affecting Your Physique?

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You workout five times a week, mixing cardio with strength training, and keep a healthy diet- you rarely eat fast food and try to keep your fat, sodium, and sugar intake to a minimum. However, you just can't seem to lose those last few pounds or sculpt the amount of muscle you've been working towards. …
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5 Obnoxious People You Meet at Beer Bars

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Over this past weekend, I had the unfortunate experience of getting dragged to a beer bar with some friends. Alright, dragged might be a bit of an over-statement, but I sure would have rather gone somewhere else. However, the night proved to be successful in a couple ways- a) I ate a phenomenal grilled cheese, …
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The Vegan Strip Club

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You know how when you're at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper's leather nipple tassles are? And you're like, "Ugh, I can't even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts …
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Dos and Don'ts of Cinco De Mayo

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For the second month in a row, a great drinking holiday is falling on a Wednesday, the one night a week I have class until 10 pm. Thanks, Booze gods, you did it again. For all you out there who ARE able to celebrate this lovely fifth of may by drinking until you pass out …
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Wing App

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We over here at the BCU offices don't condone illegal activity, which means, of course, that we definitely don't indulge in the celebrations that some do on this 20th of April. However, if we were to, we'd probably utilize the new KLUCKR app for the iPhone. The KLUCKR app is a program that helps you …
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Lady Data

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We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site …
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Workers Strike Over Ban on Drinking

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Let's hope your favorite brew isn't Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won't be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike... can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and …
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Peep Show

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Don't worry, this is safe for work! In celebration of Easter, the holiday of perpetual candy-consuming, here is a great photo of everyone's favorite marshmallow animals getting a little frisky at the club!
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