Man Finds Jesus on Tortilla
Well, the best 23 seconds of our day have just happened. It’s all downhill from here, folks.
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The Baby Eagle Snatch Video Heard Round the World
There are many benefits to living in Southern California. For example, this. Also, this, this, and these. However, being three hours behind the east coast means we wake up to a lot of things that have been going on for basically EVER in internet time. Whether it’s concert tickets going on sale or finding out […]
Weekend News Roundup
Jessica Simpson’s friend Cacee Cobb married Donald Faison from Scrubs. Zach Braff was there too! [E Online] That Miley Cyrus is a CLASS ACT. [TheSuperficial] Meet some of the heroic teachers that saved the children at Sandy Hook Elementary. [BuzzFeed] Martin Short and Paul McCartney visited SNL this weekend! [Videogum] The creeps at 4Chan successfully […]
Yoko Ono Covers Firework by Katy Perry
Recently I was reading in Time Magazine (impressive, I know) that Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon, has a fashion line that could only be described as “confusing,” or perhaps “utterly terrible”, especially considering she attached John Lennon’s name to it BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE, EVIL, BEATLES-RUINING BITCH in a move that would certainly […]
Weekend News Roundup
The second NFL tragedy in two weeks… yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxication manslaughter after drunkenly crashing his car and killing his passenger, practice team member Jerry Brown Jr. [DeadSpin] Manny Pacquiao was knocked out for the first time since 1991 by a brutal sixth-round punch from Juan Manuel Marquez. It […]
The Sexxtons – A Mother Daughter Porn Duo
Grab your barf bags and gather ’round, young ones, it’s time for a story to ruin your lunch! In our most recent chapter of RIP IT OFF: A Comprehensive List Detailing Why Florida Should Be Yanked Off Like America’s Hangnail, we have a mother daughter duo, Monica and Jessica. Monica and Jessica like doing your […]
Dumb Criminal Off: Booty Calls vs Relationships
Recently, our stance on monogamous relationships and marriage has shifted very slightly. While we’re still not pro-traditional-marriage (meet, immediately become monogamous, never explore other options, get married after 2 years, get divorced after another 2), we’ve seen so many of our own members find fulfilling relationships on our site that we’ve realized hey – maybe […]
Just Kidding.
I MEAN, COME ON. COME. ON. For more holiday-themed catastrophes, see here and here.
Weekend News Roundup
Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shocked the nation by shooting and killing his girlfriend, then going to the stadium and shooting himself in front of his coaches and other team personnel. [Kansas City Star] Some people won shit-ton of money in the Powerball lottery. I don’t care. I DO think it’s funny that some […]
Someone Named Their Baby Hashtag
It’s lunchtime at the OBC offices, so unwrap that PB&J, dump out those Fritos, and pop that Capri Sun baggie. It’s time for a round of “OKAY, MAYBE THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT, THE WORLD IS ENDING NEXT MONTH.” The adorable picture above is a baby that was born recently, apparently to 14 year olds, because […]