The Perfect Lingerie Ad
Although the commenters at BuzzFeed believe the ad is “silly,” “sexist,” and “dumb as sh*t,” we LOVE it. You’re doing God’s work, Agent Provocateur. And actress? A+.
Thursday Morning Nightmare Fuel
As a child of the eighties, I am used to television shows that, if viewed today, would be considered “weird” and “totally lame” and “not even any CGI, how stupid”. However, those shows bring me back to a time when my biggest priority was running home from school fast enough to beat my brother so […]
Sorry Guys But This Sauza Ad Is Just For Me
Every day while sleepily typing this blog, I try and put myself in the mindset of the reader – what would he/she want to read about? What issues/celebrity nip-slips are they most interested in? How many videos of terrible music videos can they handle in the span of a year? However, in the case of […]
Hump Day Hottie: Beyonce
This week, I was going to give the prestigious Hump Day Hottie award to a Miss Rosie Huntington-Whitley, for her stellar non-mom-jeans performance at Coachella this past weekend. Unlike 90% of her celeb counterparts, Rosie sported sexy duds, including flashing some bra, and we approve. BOY do we approve. However, we couldn’t say no to […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
The weather is strange in San Diego today. The winds are blowing but the air is warm, there are dark clouds rolling in but it’s not cold out. That means a storm is on the horizon. I don’t know about you, but springtime showers are the ultimate mood enhancer, if-you-know-what-I-mean. And it appears that it […]
Chris Brown is Selling Puppies
What day is it? It’s the 24th of April, right? I am assuming that it is, because yesterday was the 23rd. I mean, we didn’t accidentally step into some time warp black hole and end up on April Fools Day, did we? IT MUST BE, RIGHT, because there is no way that this headline isn’t […]
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Answer: Nerd Magic.
Two Horrific Eating Videos
Upon the advent of TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesday, I’ve been feeling recently like Monday needs something bright and cheery to detract from the daily grind of icky, awful, and straight-up unbearable that I normally throw at you. Perhaps something like “Kama Sutra Monday” where we share a sex position from the historically […]
Hot or Not: Nicki Minaj’s Space Suit
In the past, I have made some rather “unsavory” comments about hip hop’s leading lady, Nicki Minaj. From my disparaging comments about her red carpet fashion picks and jewelry choices, to my remarks about her molesting members to the NBA, I realize that I might have been a BIT judgmental. So today, I’ve decided to […]
3 Second Rule – The Worst Song of All Time
It’s early. I’m sorry that I have to rape your ears like this when your hair’s all rumpled and you still have your glasses on and your mouth smells like a basement and you haven’t even had your coffee yet. But this video was thrown in my face this weekend and I had to share […]