Ohhh RiRi, what are you DOING?!??!!? According to RadarOnline, pop superstar Rihanna is currently in the middle of an online feud with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown’s new girlfriend, model Karreuche Chan. “What?!” you might ask? “Why would Rihanna have any sort of relationship with anything even remotely connected to Chris Brown (the man who beat […]
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! This is going to be a good day, I can already tell.
It’s Wednesday again, which means I take off my WTF goggles and put on my hottie-hunter cap and jumpsuit (ew, that sounds rapey) for another edition of HUMP DAY HOTTIES, where the OBC staff finds you the sexiest lady of the week. This week, a gorgeous girl with a mouth like a sailor: Black Swan‘s […]
Gosh, it’s been so long since we’ve gotten a cringe-worthy dose of WTF BCU search terms (6 months, in fact!). It appeared for quite some time that you people had calmed down and decided not to give me a case of the creeps, but of course that couldn’t last forever! Here are some of the […]
Just as The Superficial predicted yesterday morning, while Snooki claimed she wasn’t preggers to anyone who would listen, she was secretly preparing her US Weekly cover story entitled “OMG! I’m pregnant!” I’m sure someday her child will frame this masterpiece and put it on his bedroom wall, right next to his Snooki sex doll and […]
When I shout the word “SNOOKI!” what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the THIS classic video? Is it the totally TMI news that she got a UTI from having too much messy anal sex? Or perhaps just the image of her getting dragged of the beaches of Jersey for being […]
There are many things in life that are short but sweet: a run-in with a friend you haven’t seen in ages, a hilarious episode of your favorite TV show, an awesome one-night stand, your daily allotted Thin Mint cookie because you’ve really been putting a lot of weight on recently and Spring is nearly here […]
LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog “The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC’s Strange Addiction”, but I can’t help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the […]
So, last week I got in my car at around 9 pm to run to Vons and grab some late-night blogging snacks (I like to go with beef jerky and M&Ms, although in a pinch Goldfish crackers will do), when my car started making this absolutely HORRIFIC noise. It sounded like a belt, and it […]
I would like to say, “WHAT A DOUCHE, CARRYING THAT TINY PURSE!” I would like to say, “uh, while we’re on the subject, what is with that tight purple shirt?!” I would like to say, “he looks like he’s walking on the catwalk for Not Even Gay Dudes Approve Clothing Co.” But unfortunately, this guy […]
