Sometimes a person, and I won’t say who, forgets that it’s a three-day weekend and therefore forgets that Tuesday is the first day of the week and THEREFORE forgets to post the weekkly testiMOANials. Sometimes that just happens and that person is very sorry that they forgot but they realize their mistake so you shouldn’t […]
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]
I’m already over this week. If only I had THIS guy’s energy!
After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best […]
Did you know Monday is a holiday? I did not know until five minutes ago, which makes it NOT ONLY a three day weekend, but also a SURPRISE three day weekend! Merry Christmas/ and/or Presidents Day to me! I realize, though, that a three-day weekend in the middle of February isn’t nearly as awesome as […]
With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the […]
Hey everyone, look! It’s another massive, death-defying new stunt in the middle of nature, just like I always dreamed of trying watching from my computer chair with a Snuggie on! This video appears to have been made by the same cinematic geniuses behind THIS “super cool” stunt video. You can tell because of the almost […]
It’s just like the famous Shakespeare line goes: “If thou makest a song entitled ‘Stupid Hoe,’ thou surely be-ist a stupid ho.” We look forward to hearing how Nicki Minaj responds. If we get lucky, maybe they’ll take it to the octagon! FINGERS CROSSED.
Look, we totally understand if the super-conservative Christian right want to keep telling young adults not to sex each other. We might not think it makes much sense, and we definitely would never preach such a biologically nonsense ideology ourselves, but HEY, whatever floats your boat, guys. What we are confused by, however, is why […]
And it is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.
