I remember explaining to my little brother when he was about 8 years old that the world wasn’t always a happy place. Bad things just happen, and there is nothing you can do about it, so it’s important to embrace and really appreciate all the good parts of life, like your family and friends and […]
Sure, this might not be to the caliber of a man climbing out of an airplane and hanging on to the wing while it rolls and then sky diving from it, but it’s definitely a close second, right? No? Ugh, I can’t even tell anymore. My impressive sensors are now completely out of whack.
Sometimes things are just not as they seem. Bugs camouflage themselves to look like birds, crazy street art makes you feel like you’re falling off a cliff, and a website with the name OnlineBootyCall finds love (and sometimes even marriage) for its members every single day. This is the 27th week of testiMOANial Tuesdays, and […]
It’s exactly what I said it is, with a little bit of my terrified screaming and a side of vomit on my keyboard.
Let’s be honest: I’ve loved Gerard Butler since his rippling abs played Leonidas in the epic movie 300. Since then, he took a bit of a vacation from being awesome by taking roles in gooey chick flicks The Bounty Hunter and P.S. I Love You, but hey – even legendary Greek heroes need a break […]
You know how sometimes you hate a person SO MUCH, that you honestly don’t think they could possibly do anything to ever make you like them ever? And then you see them really sad and desperate, and you’re like, okay, fine, I guess you ARE a human being just like me and at least we […]
This weekend, the stars were out in full force to celebrate the life of recently deceased jazz singing Etta James. The funeral for the soul legend saw performances by two great singers, Stevie Wonder and Christina Aguilara, who sang moving covers of her most famous songs for a crowd of mourners. Unfortunately, the latter performance […]
How was your weekend, everyone? Awesome? Did you hit the clubs? Meet a hot new booty call? Watch some football or basketball or soccer (haha, weirdo)? Well, whatever you did, stop thinking about it. IT’S OVER. STOP LIVING IN THE PAST. Plus, you need to start working out, and I have JUST the plan for […]
SPEAKING OF NERDS, Perfect for those days when you want to be fat, disgusting, AND lazy, ALL AT ONCE!
If this weren’t a story about divorce, and instead just about a guy who spent thousands of dollars making his home look like a to-scale replica of the Star Trek ship. I would giggle and poke fun and tease the guy for clearly being a loser and having nothing better to do with his time […]
