Isn’t it sad that the holidays are over? Those two weeks when you have the inalienable right to be gluttonous and drunk and sleepy all the time are OVER, and now it’s The New Year and people are making “resolutions” and “eating healthier” and “being less lazy” and that sounds TERRIBLE to me. I would […]
Sometimes I have a hard time keeping track of all the rappers on the airwaves today. There are so many of them, and they all make appearances on each others’ songs, and they all sound exactly the same (sorry, rap enthusiasts), how is a lady supposed to keep tabs on them all? Probably with their […]
Somehow I imagine that if our ancestors saw us tying rope to our feet all willy-nilly and then jumping off cliffs and bouncing around over rivers and jagged rocks they’d be pretty appalled. Like, “you do this and yet WE’RE the ones that died of cholera?” Sure, you could say that advances in modern technology […]
Talk about fan appreciation! Last night, sexy 90210 star Annalynne McCord responded to a fan’s request by tweeting a topless photo of herself for the whole world to see. The photo (below, censored, click the picture for the full she-bang), was accompanied by a note saying, “This is for you @meganraee You rock!” The fan was […]
You know how sometimes you’re at a concert for a band or musical group you really like, and the curtain raises and BOOM, they start playing your favorite song? And you’re like YEEEEAHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG but then you’re like DAMN, NOW I’M NOT EXCITED FOR ANYTHING. That’s how I feel about this Dumb […]
I try and keep my prejudices to a minimum. After years of Anthropology classes, I have learned that a trend of instances does not constitute a fact, and that people are a product of their surroundings, not their race. So I understand that just because two super weird fetishy things come out of a country […]
And you thought public brawls were only classless enough to happen in the US, didn’t you? WRONG-O! Turns out, people are the worst all over the world. Take the riot seen below, where a Chinese restaurant called New Dynasty in Montreal became the setting for an all-out race war between Chinese and black patrons this […]
If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more disgusting. I always need input from you, my fantastic readers, and this Which is […]
Did you participate in any fantasy football leagues this season? I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. Are you a young adult male with an interest in sports? Then you probably found yourself making some bets this past few months that ended pretty poorly for your wallet. I know a person who made a $300 bet […]
This is a strange case of ominous health message or SEVERE drama queen outburst: according TheDailyMail, rapper 50 Cent took to Twitter in the last couple days to share some strange, mysterious news, that he doesn’t think he’s “gonna live much longer,” among other things. 50 Cent, whose successes aren’t just in the music world […]
