Condom Company Has an Interesting Ad Campaign
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Which Angel Was the Hottest?
Last night’s VS fashion show, as per usual, was chock full of stunning models in various levels of undress, making the boys drool and the ladies jealous with their fantastic bodies and sexy lingerie. With so many different models to ogle, it seems almost impossible to choose the hottest one, doesn’t it? However, we want […]
Nicki Minaj Performs at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Last night was the holiest of nights: the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Featuring the sexiest, bustiest, and flirtiest models on the scene today, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is sure to give every guy spank bank material for a week straight, and sure to give every lady new inspiration to hit the gym in […]
Using Wi-Fi Could Damage Your Sperm
QUICK, GENTLEMEN, GRAB YOUR ETHERNET CABLES! According to a study reported by Reuters, using a laptop with a wi-fi connection could be baking your swimmers like a Thanksgiving turkey! The study, performed by Argentinian scientists for Fertility and Sterility medical journal, seems to show that using the internet via a wireless connection could be the […]
RIP Patrice O’Neal
Realizing your own mortality is a scary, jarring thing. When Brittany Murphy passed away a couple years back, I remember thinking – wow, she’s just a 29 year old girl… not much older than myself. It’s terrifying to realize that if you don’t take care of yourself; if you don’t care of the only body […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Question: how long are Thanksgiving leftovers okay to eat? I mean, I polished off the mashed potatoes last night, but I still have stuffing and turkey left, and it’s almost lunch time, but I don’t want to eat them and then be stuck with my head in the toilet for the night, you know? So […]
Is it Racist? Pat Robertson Calls Mac ‘n Cheese a “Black Thing”
Ah yes, it’s time for another episode of “Is it Racist?” Like many of our other episodes, it features a person older than civilization, however we may not make exceptions for old people, especially when they work in television. This week, we have Pat Robertson, notoriously off-his-rocker Christian TV show host, who has in the […]
61% of Young Japanese Not in Relationships
Japan: leader in technology, architecture, and relationship ideals? According to an article at BBC, this may be the truth. According to a study performed by the country’s government, 61% of Japanese young people aged 18-35 don’t have boyfriends or girlfriends, and have many have no interest in getting into relationships. Some cited a shortage of […]
The Virgin Diaries First Kiss Video
What’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever seen? Was it an episode of The Office? Maybe the one where Michael makes that speech at Phyllis’ wedding that made you cringe so hard it felt like your veins were popping out of your neck? Or maybe it was a Christmas dinner where your cousin came out […]
Nick Novak Pees on the Sidelines
As a Charger fan, my Sundays have officially died. Sure I can go to brunch and maybe watch some other games and see friends and have a couple beers, but the excitement and fanfare and comradeship of having Charger Super Bowl hopes is now over. Sure, it’s still mathematically possible for the Chargers to make […]