Sex toys are getting crazy these days, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, but jeez – when guys are crashing into sex stores because the masturbatory assistance products inside are THAT AWESOME, you know that our society is working with a lot more than just big latex dildos. With the introduction […]
When people go to school to become journalists, they picture themselves as like, Tom Brokaw or Lisa Ling, right? I mean, no one ASPIRES to be a weather person, right? No one is DYING to do local news about foods at the fair, are they? And when they do find themselves there, interviewing a parrot […]
Whenever the US Census comes out with new statistics on marriage, it’s interesting, but in a “well I could have told you that” sort of way. The most recent findings are no exception, as The Huffington Post reports – although more people are getting married in the conservative states, the marriages are less likely to […]
This is creepy and gross and I am not sure if it is a joke but I surely HOPE IT IS A JOKE because Jim Carrey is a comedian but he is ALSO ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD and Emma Stone is barely 23 and this is gross. Also, can we discuss how much he bears […]
I know you’re going to call me out for being a liar because I once said that THIS was the dumbest tattoo, but hear me out – it turns out that tattoo was FAKE. Awful, right? Who goes around pretending to get stupid-as-sh-t tattoos?* Anyway, we have a new contender for the dumbest tattoo of […]
Back in my day, there was no interwebs to go lookin’ fer someone to watch you while you tripped balls. You had to go at it alone, and pray to Lord Jesus himSELF that you didn’t accidentally talk to a tree for three and a half hours or eat out of a trashcan or tell […]
It’s times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons’ book and start going on missions trips to areas that don’t yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically OnlineBootyCall). Had we taken a “sexual mission trip” to Brownhelm Township, Ohio, this horrible story might not have happened: […]
This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER’S DIGEST […]
According to a new study, a dude doesn’t automatically become GAY the second he experiments with another guy, despite what fraternity bros have been shouting for years. The study, performed by Northwestern University (coincidentally the same school that stated bisexuality was an “unproven theory” in 2005), seems to show that men, like women, can in […]
Can we all agree that PETA is the worst? We’re all on the same page about that right? I mean, I’m all for helping animals, and advocating for sustainable farming and the treatment of animals that are going to land on our plates, but PETA is pretty much the “National Enquirer” of advocacy groups at […]
