You know how when you’re on Craigslist and you’re looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the “pictures only” option because otherwise you’ll end up driving 30 miles to go see a “brand new custom-made oak dining table” that ends up looking like […]
Turns out those poor little boys whose foreskins are being slathered on entitled housewives’ faces might have even MORE to worry about later in life… According to a recent study in Denmark, men who are circumcised, along with their partners, tend to report more sexual dysfunction that those who remain intact. The study, which analyzed […]
Technology. It really is amazing in so many ways. It improves our quality of life, makes education more accessible, and even saves lives. However, it also makes idiotic things very, very public. Incidents that may have been brushed under the rug years ago are now slapped onto YouTube for the whole world to laugh/cry/rage at, […]
I remember a few years ago when I was watching “Rich Girls” (one of those first reality shows that celebrated the copious wealth and selfishness of the privileged few in America) and one of the stars excitedly shared about how her mom and dad use a cream on their eyes made of the foreskin cut […]
Oh celebrities, when WILL you learn to stay off Twitter?! According to MediaTakeOut.com, Rihanna and her abusive ex have been in touch, and perhaps in an “intimate” way, because he recently sent and deleted a Tweet that just said “@RIHANNA you got that pic I sent you?” According to MTO, it was immediately taken down, […]
Say what you will about President Barack Obama, that he hasn’t lived up to the hype of his candidacy, that he’s gone the way of every other politician by catering to big business and being wishy-washy on any platform that doesn’t please his constituents, or that his backpeddling on the subject of gay marriage is, […]
Fancy cars scare me. One time my friend asked me to back her Lexus out of a parking spot and I practically had an anxiety attack. Considering my car has about the same resale value as a half-eaten Twinkie, I treat nice cars like gold wrapped Faberge eggs on wheels. As you might guess, just […]
Alright, Florida, you might be redeeming yourself with this awesome crime story (might is the key word here. It’s gonna be tough to redeem this this and this)… According to Gawker, this young, attractive couple were arrested on Monday for having very public sex. The police report claims that the couple were knockin’ boots, on […]
What’s that, young child? You want to know why a person would need to “escape” from a bathroom stall that locks from the inside? Well, let me tell you a little story, my son. When a man loves beer, and beer loves that man, and they are in love and they decide that they want […]
I remember as a nerdy middle schooler with no friends, sitting in my room jamming out to Weird Al Yankovic and laughing to myself (this was also the time in my life when I put on audiobooks of Harry Potter to put me to sleep. Pathetic, right?), with such hits as “Eat It,” and “Amish […]
