Arnold Drama: The Tawainese Animation
In case you weren’t clear on all the details, let this terrifying Tawainese animation of the Arnold Schwarzenegger love child drama, called “The Sperminator” help you out!
Pejazzling. It’s a Thing.
If this isn’t another sign of the coming apocalypse (more on that tomorrow), I don’t know what is. After a British reality show created a surge in sales after showing a Vajazzling session on their show, “The Only Way is Essex,” star Mark Wright has decided to launch a men’s version of the nether-region accessories, […]
Idiot Kid Crashes Lambo Murcielago
There are many reasons why I should never own a fancy car. For one, I love eating messy cheeseburgers while driving. For two, I like drinking caramel macchiatos out of lidless cups while making wide turns. And for THREE, I am just a plain old bad driver. But for those reasons, I would never even […]
Death by Mentos
You can always tell a video is not going to end well when it stars a redneck with bad facial hair and no socks on. Especially if said video also involves science.
This is the Mother of Arnold’s Love-Child
This is a photo of Mildred Baena, the Schwarzenegger house staff member that Arnold had an affair with a decade ago, and with whom he has a teenage son. Now, when celebrities caught in affairs pull the “sex addict” card, I usually scoff and say, YEAH RIGHT, BRO, YOU JUST WANTED TO BONE HOT CHICKS. […]
EW EW EW: Danielle Staub is Stripping Now
Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Back to a sweeter time, a more innocent time, before celebrities were giving people herpes and Charlie Sheen was touring the country… back to a time when we were only making fun of Real Housewife of New Jersey and nutjob Danielle Staub for this UNWATCHABLE performance […]
Taj Gibson’s Dunk On Dwyane Wade
In what is being hailed as the most-watched game of NBA basketball in the history of cable television, the nation’s collective jaw dropped Sunday night after Chicago Bull Taj Gibson epically dunked on Dwyane Wade, one of the Miami Heat’s star players. The dunk was so spectacular that it was only a matter of hours […]
The Chromed Camaro
As someone who is most definitely NOT a Star Wars geek and has NOT seen all 6 movies at least 20 times, I would definitely NOT say that Jalopnik’s claim that this chromed up Camaro looks like a “Naboo starfighter” was wildly inaccurate and that they would be better off saying that it looked similar […]
Arnold Has a Love Child
File this under O for OHHHH SNAP – turns out it was much more than some light-hearted groping that caused the split of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver! According to ETOnline, Arnold has released a statement to the LA Times regarding his divorce, claiming that over a decade ago, before he ran for state office, […]
WTF of The Day: Magazine Claims Black Women the Least Attractive
Do you have that grandpa that you always get nervous to bring friends around, cause he might say something totally backwards and crazy and maybe a little racist or homophobic?I think we all have someone like that in the family… they provide a much needed jolt of excitement in those boring family dinners when […]