Fergie’s face is looking rather… um… “TAUT” [TheBlemish] Celebs… They’re Wasted, JUST LIKE US! [TheSuperficial] Benecio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart. What have we learned today, children? USE A CONDOM, MAYBE? [Dlisted] Vanessa Hudgens says the internet is “the worst invention ever.” Um. Sure? [Starpulse] I feel like something is wrong with Kim Kardashian’s […]
HELLO, FRIENDS! HI! HOW ARE YOU?!HOW’S YOUR MOTHER? GOOD? TELL HER I SAID HI! As you can tell, I am in a delightful mood – not just because it’s Friday but also because yours truly is about 12 hours away from the best weekend of the year: THAT’S RIGHT, BUDDY BOYS – IT’S COACHELLA VALLEY […]
As you’ve probably heard from half your Facebook news feed, Coachella Valley Music Festival is just around the corner, and yours truly is getting JUST PLUM EXCITED about heading into the desert for three days of great music, debaucherous drinking, and people watching. Of course, much of the festival’s appeal comes from the half […]
I don’t know much about cars. No. I don’t know ANYTHING about cars. I know how to put oil in my crappy 95 Ford Escort, and I can sometimes put gas in it without driving away with the gas cap off. SOMETIMES. However, even I know that it is pretty damn awesome that this guy […]
It’s often said that today’s journalism and advertising is all propaganda. Like, blah blah blah Fox News blah blah blah Victoria’s Secret is telling women to be anorexic. But in all honesty, if you compare the world we live in today to the 1940s, you’d think we lived in some sort of perfect, honest Utopia. […]
This is not the day for basketball stars’ reputations! According to TMZ, two top basketball stars are currently in the midst of a PR nightmare: Apparently during a Lakers game last night, Kobe Bryant hurled a homophobic slur at a referee, and videos seem to show it quite clear: Kobe appears to be calling the […]
It seems like most of the time, the celebrities that start talking about their sex lives are the LAST people on EARTH you’d ever want to picture naked. Like Rosie O’Donnell, or Kathy Griffin (note: I almost just wrote Kathy “Friggin,” which is somehow much more hilarious), or Snooki… ugh, I shudder just thinking about […]
Ah, the Meat Monster. The same title I’ve heard given to Pamela Anderson’s lady parts is now also the very appropriate name for a burger being released in Japanese Burger Kings. The Meat Monster is composed of a basic Whopper, two cheese slices, three strips of bacon, a second beef patty and a Tendergrill Chicken […]
Remember when you were a kid and you had that jean “varsity style” jacket with the cloth arms and a giant Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck embroidered on the back, except that this Mickey and Donald were different because they were dressed in “hip-hop” attire, which meant baggy pants and a sideways hat and crossed […]
Continuing on with our series on dating how-tos, we go from avoiding first date awkwardness to something way worse: How To End an Awful First Date. We’ve all been there. You’re out with that guy or girl you’ve totally been crushing on, but it’s just. Not. Working. You don’t agree on anything, everything they do […]
