The guy who pranked his obviously-in-need-of-anger-management dad 3 years in a row was our initial winner for best April Fools video of the year, however, when it comes down to the amount of ridicule, level of shame induced, and biggest audience to aforementioned shame, this news anchor takes the cake. Watch him tell his co-anchor […]
Dude. China, you guys. Considering right now America’s GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN and DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I think it’s safe to say that the title “leader of the free world” might be a bit of a stretch these days. We should just step aside and let the big boys take […]
You read that right: a legitimate medical journal is under fire for an article they posted in their February issue, where they said that a better gift for women on Valentine’s Day than chocolates would be, YEP: semen. According to RetractionWatch, Surgery News not only retracted the entire February issue from its archives, but also […]
And this, boys and girls, is why YOU DON’T TRY AND FILM AND DRIVE. According to Jalopnik, although this video was posted on the first of April, it is 100% authentic. The uploader of the video claims she was filming these two trucks that were playing a game of “cat and mouse” on the freeway […]
Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria’s Secret models can’t speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I […]
If the Lonely Island boys are good at one thing, it’s making us all cringe, laugh, and gasp all at the same time. With “Motherlover,” “D*** in a Box,” and their multiple other rated-R hits, we were introduced to a glorious new genre of music, which I will now dub… musical shock-comedy. And now, with […]
They say never stop chasing your dreams. They say you can do whatever you want to do. They tell you that if you have enough dedication and you believe in yourself, you can do anything, and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise. AND THEN YOU BECOME A GROWN UP.
So, you fixed up your headline, adjusted your photos, gave your profile a makeover and mastered the first message. Now of course, it’s time to actually meet up! Because this is a casual dating site (and because we are normal human beings who don’t live in Disney princess movies), we know there is no such […]
When the Patriot Act came into practice a few years back, people got pretty damn pissed, and rightfully so. The government decided they had ring to full access to your shopping receipts and library history and cell phone conversations, if they believed you were partaking in “terrorist activities.” The public’s right to privacy was virtually […]
We follow up that brilliant masterpiece of April Fools hilarity with this… um, “artwork” that some woman permanently drilled into her flabby back skin. Brace yourself: First of all, as a person who knows a few tattoo artists, I would really like to know who in their right mind would agree to PERMANENTLY ENGRAVE this […]
