Just a few weeks ago on Valentine’s Day in San Francisco, FC2s, or the next generation of female condoms, were passed out around the city. Although I can imagine many people taking them with a weird, pained look on their face like someone offering them an acid-washed jean jacket, the message was clear. Protection from […]
Check out the video below, where Jimmy Fallon does a pretty excellent impression in his commercial for “Winning,” the new fragrance by Charlie Sheen. Let’s be clear, I am posting this because Jimmy Fallon is great in it and the video is FUNNY, not because of anything that has to do with Charlie Sheen, okay? […]
Because I feel that Charlie Sheen is flooding the market with Charlie Sheen and the price of Charlie Sheen is about to drop dramatically and he won’t be able to sell himself for practically anything, I’ve decided to end today not with a Charlie Sheen, but instead with a young cheerleader from Memphis losing her […]
More proof has been found that sex is way more “traditional” than marriage! How much more traditional, you ask? Oh I DON’T KNOW maybe like 39 million years and THEN SOME more traditional. According to MSNBC, a Baltic amber fossil has been found which encases two mites doin’ the nasty, and scientists believe it could […]
There is a “stereotype” that African-American movie-goers tend to be more “vocal” during their film-watching experience. That if you were to say, check out a horror film, that the African-American portion of the crowd might be more likely to voice any particular moment of fear, shock, or amazement that the white viewers in the audience. […]
Just when you thought that Charlie Sheen took the cake for the nuttiest weirdo out there, you find out about Reverend Grant Storms, the vehemently anti-gay Christian pastor from Louisiana, was found outside a children’s playground masturbating in his van. According to the Huffington Post, two women spotted him looking a little suspicious by the […]
Watching Charlie Sheen right now is like being a storm chaser. You’re running around attempting to follow a natural disaster, using all the knowledge you can remember to try and predict his next move, but sometimes he does something so unexpected and unpredictable that it ends up SMASHING SOMEONE UNDERNEATH A BARN. However, when someone […]
Uh, did you know people still lived in Athens? They do. I just figured that entire city was a pile of rocks that smelled like democracy and olive oil but APPARENTLY that’s not the case, there are people living there AND they are the most flirtatious in the world! According to dating site Badoo (um, […]
Just another example of how divorce (and by association marriage) ruins people: recently divorced superstar Christina Aguilara was arrested last night. The ‘Burlesque’ star, who filed for divorce in October of 2010, has been on a rampage of embarrassments the last few months, from screwing up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl to falling […]
Someday in the future, people are going to look back at February 27, 2011, and talk about the incredibly important television event that rocked the airwaves and changed the level of entertainment industry discourse for all time. I am speaking, of course, The Jimmy Kimmel Show digital short “Hottie Body Hump Club,” starring EVERY HOT […]
