Throughout all the Charlie Sheen drama of the past few weeks (including the cops being called yesterday for him supposedly threatening to shoot himself, which I can not BELIEVE I didn’t add to the What’s Next for Charlie Sheen Poll), we haven’t really heard much from two of the people in his life who will […]
Being that this blog is generally centered around sex and celeb gossip and the occasional poop joke, you might not take us very seriously when it comes to real, hard-hitting news. However, in my year or so writing for BCU we have experiences a handful of undeniably terrifying natural disasters including the 2010 Haiti and […]
San Diego is a huge tourist spot, so during the summer our downtown quarter becomes a veritable United Nations of travelers. Europeans, South Americans, Asians and everywhere in between are represented, walking around taking photos and enjoying the sights and hot spots. Sometimes you can tell when they’re tourists from pretty far away because they […]
In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard of this glorious event, let me give you a quick run down. STEAK & A BJ day is a holiday that was most likely invented by a douchey morning radio host with a 9th grade education, but is still the most brilliant holiday to […]
Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen I’m pretty sure the Charlie Sheen business is finally starting to wind down a little bit – people aren’t tuning in every morning for Sheen-watch, because like I said before, when you flood the market with your product its value drops. No one cares about his porn mansion […]
So today is Ash Wednesday, which is a thing that some people celebrate by taking a Sharpie to their foreheads or something I think, but it’s also the start of Lent – the forty day period until something something I don’t know. The main point about Lent is that people give something indulgent […]
Have you ever noticed how “research groups” are always coming out with new “studies” that show exactly what their intended audience wants to hear? Like “going out and getting drunk might actually make you live longer!” or “cookies make you better in bed!” We’re pretty sure that usually those studies are secretly backed by the […]
I think it’s hilarious that in an age where we have movies like Inside Man and The Town and other awesome criminal mastermind movies, that the only stories I ever hear about criminals is when they’re doing something that not even my 12 year old brother would think made sense. The last few weeks have […]
Of all the Academy Award nominated films that came out this past year, which one did you think would end up with a porn parody? Black Swan, because of it’s hot lesbian action? The Fighter, whose spoof name would obviously be The Biter? Winter’s Bone, which ALREADY HAS BONE IN THE TITLE? Nope, nope, nope. […]
I’m really impressed that Alan Simpson, 4000 years old though he is, knows about all the hottest new tracks. I mean, have you guys heard Enema Man’s new album? It’s SUPER sick. And don’t even get me started on the most recent Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog single, that song’s gonna be played in all of, […]
