The People’s Choice [aka Probably Won’t Win Any Other] Awards were this week, and people Tweeted the sh*t out of it [MTV.com] Jaime Pressly got a DUI. More importantly, Jamie Pressly got a DUI with over a .15 BAC. YOINKS. [Celebslam] Sobe’s new body painted lady is Jessica Szohr and she’s making me feel bad […]
Someone in the BCU offices is trying to convince me, as I type, that the mass suicide of avian and water creatures in the past week is not some work of Mother Nature, attempting to frighten us into packing our bags and moving to Mars, and is instead just a fluke. Luckily, I […]
This is a classic Battle of the Sexes conundrum. Not unlike who has the worst lot in life, or who is more athletically inclined, or which sex is more inherently disgusting. The following two videos detail two feats of human non-skill: luck, and craziness. The first, featuring what looks like a high school basketball team, […]
Having just finished the biopic Notorious a couple days ago, I realized that I never really took that big of an interest in the whole Biggie Smalls/Tupac Shakur murder saga that overwhelmed the 90s. It could be because I spent most of that decade under the age of ten and was too busy making […]
Above are two trailers. They both feature EXTREMELY attractive leads, the ladies in each of whom starred in Darren Aronovsky’s “Black Swan.” Of the males, one parodied the other on SNL. Both films discuss the conundrum of relationships based around sex and the very real possibility that emotions and feelings can either flourish or be […]
You’ve gotta give props to rapper TI’s wife “Tiny.” According to reports, while visiting her husband in prison (you’ll recall the two got pulled over with a few controlled substances including several cups of “sizz-urp” a few months back), Tiny decided to go above and beyond the call of duty during a visitation by accompanying […]
I’m sure Stephanie Abrams is a great “meteorologist,” or whatever title it is that ladies with nice chests (and old dudes with weird catchphrases) call themselves when they talk about the weather at 6 AM. However, she’s not doing the greatest job convincing me that they didn’t just scoop her away from her lunch shift […]
I don’t know if you’ve been reading the newspaper/staring blankly at the morning news because you don’t have a job, but you might have noticed that some strange things have been happening since the clock turned midnight on New Years Eve. Many people are looking to divine sources for reasoning, others are claiming it’s just […]
First (and I mean first. Like LITERALLY ANCIENT) came the Kama Sutra. Then came the elusive Snuggie Sutra. And now, fresh off the 2010 holiday season, we bring you the most festive of sutras: The Cookie Sutra. According to its tagline, “Where imaginations are fertile, love will never grow sale, nor crumble,” which is cute, […]
Someone needs to scoop this guy up and replace Gina the Latina on San Diego’s 93.3. That woman sounds like she not only dropped out of school after the 6th grade, but also spent those 7 years in school behind the bathrooms smoking pot. And no, that’s not racism. As a part-Latina I spend most […]
