It’s beginning earlier and earlier these days: the mental disease I have dubbed “maritally induced insanity.” Although it usually takes a few years for people to start going nuts and stabbing each other and singing Christmas carols at the cops, this man in Brazil shows that the crazy disorder can be tipped off just moments […]
In true Christmas spirit, I left most of my shopping for this week. Because nothing says “Merry Christmas to the people I care about most” than a hastily wrapped XXL t-shirt that says Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Actually, that’s not all true. For most of my gift-giving list, I followed my own advice from this […]
Last night was the first Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse in almost 500 years. We are in the midst of two very unstable wars, we’re experiencing a battle between freedom of the press and security of our nation, immigration and gay rights are hot button issues with people on each of two polar opposite opinions. There […]
Reason #45,823 to stay single: Whatever the hell this is. Shania Twain recently announced excitedly that she is engaged to her long-time boyfriend, Frederic Thiébaud. On her personal website, she stated, “Frederic Nicolas Thiebaud has been a true gift to me as a compassionate, understanding friend and over time, an amazing love has blossomed from […]
Guess what, everyone! Tonight marks the first time in 500 years that a lunar eclipse falls on the same night as the Winter Solstice! I added the exclamation mark because apparently that is a thing that we should be excited about? It is. I learned about it today. Apparently, tonight the Earth will come directly […]
The Lonely Island boys returned on Saturday night’s SNL episode with their sure-to-be-a-classic hit “I Just Had Sex,” featuring maybe-sort-of-rapist Akon. It was a great escape from the recent SNL digital shorts which have been, for a lack of a better word, f*cking terrible. I will definitely be blasting this immediately following doin’ the dirty.
They say “a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down,” so in this scenario I give you a spoonful of the über-sexy Katy Perry to help the Ke$ha vagine pics go down. Please divert your vomit away from the computer monitor. That’s SO Miley: [TMZ] THANKS FOR THE ASS PIC, COCO. NOW NEED EYE […]
Winter is back in San Diego and it’s like 65 outside so basically freezing so I’m not going to brag this week about living in San Diego. Because it’s freezing? Is it freezing where you live too? I bet it is. I bet it’s like, 65 degrees out, and freezing. Right? Right Chicago? Like 65 […]
TGIF, STUDENTS! Today, we’re gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 “Thing You Don’t Need” of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the market, with such travesties as naked cross-stitch pillows to pills that make your poop glittery to drive-through sex […]
It is interesting to me, that at the ripe old age of twenty-something-something (don’tworryaboutit), men my age seem to still be mentally incapable of finding a solid middle ground in the world of flirting. Some go the awkward no eye contact half-smile “hello,” and others tend towards borderline-sexual assault in public. EITHER WAY, this absolute […]
