Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, “You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of World’s Dumbest Criminals! So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals.” Then again, there is a reason they are given the title ‘World’s Dumbest’, and it’s because there was probably […]
A video hit the internet last weekend that made us all squirm in our seats. It’s called Baby Yoga, and it starred a Russian lady swinging a baby around her backyard like a friggin’ ribbon-dancer. Speculation was that it couldn’t possibly be real, I mean, who in their right mind would swing a baby around […]
You can always tell the importance and relevance of a celebrity based on the anticipation and wait time for reported sex tapes or nude pics. For example, Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape took a few weeks before it was released to the world. There were rumors of Paris Hilton’s for over a month before we finally […]
I hate getting sick. Not just like, “oof, I think I might be getting sick!” or “uh oh, I better load up on Vitamin C!” No. Like, laying in bed, writhing around in misery, crying out for Cthulu to end it all because MY FROAT HUUUUUWTS. Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic, but let’s be […]
It’s that time of the year, everyone. The ice is melting, the sun is shining, and the flowers are blooming. THAT’S RIGHT– it’s Brett Favre retirement discussion season! What joy! According to Fox Sports, two sources have claimed that Favre turned in his retirement papers on Monday. Although this doesn’t really mean much and he […]
If Ricky Gervais were an eBay purchase, I would respond to his sale with A++++++ WOULD DO BUSINESS AGAIN. Hollywood, though, is not so pleased. Assuming you didn’t fall into some sort of time portal which threw you into pre-Civil War era Alabama this weekend, you probably heard about the Golden Globe speech heard ’round […]
Britney left McDonalds long enough to record a new single. Prepare to hear it every five minutes [JustJared] Jay-Z and Kanye left their castle mansion islands long enough to release a single. It’s called HAM. That is all. [OhNoTheyDidn’t] Olivia Munn is on the cover of Maxim for the three hundredth time [HollywoodRag] Being a […]
Remember earlier this week when I was saying this was going to be the best week ever? And remember how I said San Diego was going to hit the 70s this weekend? WELL GUESS WHAT IT ALREADY DID, ZING! Needless to say, we over on the southwesternmost point in the nation are very excited to […]
What’s it gonna be, dudes? Hair or sex? According to a report by the Boston Globe, you may now have to choose. Recent findings have shown evidence that the hair loss medication (and sometimes prostate medicine) Propecia may be linked to long term sexual deficiency and impotency. Aside from a finding by the […]
So, confession time. God this is embarrassing. ::Deep breath:: I am an idiot. Apparently the astrological zodiac has changed. You know the thing people read their horoscopes from? Yeah. That. It changed. Turns out we’ve been reading it wrong all along or something. Why am I embarrassed about this? OH YEAH BECAUSE I HAVE A […]
