What Not To Be For Halloween: Sexy Violinist
“Romantic Knit”? “Sheerly Touch-Ya”? Control top panty hose exposed by a high rise leotard? No. Just… No.
Halloween Dos and Don’ts
Well, its BCUs last post before the Halloween weekend, so instead of providing you the normal Three Things You Have to Do This Weekend, we’ve decided to give you a little more advice with some dos and don’ts for this most debaucherous of weekends. Take heed, because this is your last big party holiday until […]
Guy Waterboards His Cheating Girlfriend
Actually, let me rephrase that: Guy Waterboards His Girlfriend Who He SUSPECTS May or May Not Be Cheating on Him. Reason #97,489 to not get into a long term relationship: someone will perform military grade torture practices on you because you MIGHT have cheated on them. According to reports, Trevor Case, of Indiana, had already […]
J/K. She Is a Hooker.
You can always count on Radar Online to really delve deep and find the hard hitting stories, like whether or not people have sex tapes or if Ashton is cheating on his grandma Demi Moore, and now, contrary to every other gossip site, they’re saying that the classy lady cops found in the bathroom during […]
Charlie Sheen’s Ladyfriend Was A Porn Star, NOT a Hooker, Thank God
Sometimes even the slightest detail can change everything in a story. Like, “the glove doesn’t fit,”or “I was in Vegas,” or “but he’s getting it removed.” One sentence change in the plot of a news story can completely alter a series of events. This is not one of those times. Turns out, the “call girl” […]
Rapper Pees Himself
As Adam Sandler once said in the Academy Award winning* film Billy Madison, “YES. You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants.” *- I think
Things You Don’t Need: Glittery Poop
Hey Earth. How’re things? I know you were working through that whole oil spill or whatever… that going well? No? Well anyway – quick question: Do you ever look at our man made things like Vajazzling and Real Housewives and KFC Double Downs and think, maybe you’re kind of over us? Like, maybe after taking […]
Five Minutes Of Awesome
Here at BCU we tend to take the low road. Semen jokes, poop jokes, jokes about people being fat, jokes about you getting fat, etc, etc, etc. But today we figured instead we’d take the high road. Be mature and inspiring. Brighten your day and give you a little positive reinforcement to make you believe […]
The Halloween Treats That Will Make You Fat
I’m not the biggest candy fan, to be honest. I mean, obviously it’s delicious and if you hand fed me Reeses peanut butter cups I wouldn’t be like, “OH GOD, PLEASE GOD STOP THIS IS TORTUUUURE UUUGH,” but I might be like, “Um okay yeah I’ve had enough” after 2 or 3 because […]
The Phone Booth Bachelor
I guess, if anything you have to appreciate the audacity and honesty of the hero in our next story. Apparently bars and dating sites just weren’t cutting it for The Phone Book bachelor, because he ventured where no man has ever gone (or wanted to go) before: the disease-covered glass wall of a New York […]