There are three things you can conclude from watching this video: 1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, “why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?” […]
According to the DailyWhat, this pumpkin is supposed to look like Snooki. However, I feel like that’s a bit of an insult to the pumpkin because it doesn’t look like an alcoholic midget troll, it looks more like a classy Latina woman named Maria who wouldn’t ever refer to intercourse as “smushing” and would absolutely […]
It’s good to know you can always count on some things, like the mail, and 7-11 being open, and Charlie Sheen being a sloppy drunken mess. According to reports, Charlie Sheen was hospitalized this morning after being found naked in a trashed hotel room in New York City. Police said that Charlie was “highly intoxicated” […]
Poll time. Belly button lint: funny, gross, or a combination of the two? I don’t know about you but I lean towards super f*cking disgusting, so when I heard this story at Gawker that a man named Graham Barker had been saving his own belly button lint for the past 26 years, I basically almost […]
Whatever you do, do not let yourself end up in Chihuahua, Mexico this weekend. You can not imagine the throbbing storm that is promising to blow a huge load rainstorm all over your face car.
Have you ever noticed when you get your hair cut that the lady (or dude, I guess) who’s cutting your hair has their boobs all up in your face half the time? And sometimes you’re like, am I supposed to be avoiding staring at your lady bits when they are literally inches from my face? […]
Reason #429,301 not to leave the house: a f*cking CROCODILE might get on the plane and murder you all. So, it turns out the hilariously terrible Samuel L Jackson flick, Snakes on a Plane, was actually a CAUTIONARY tale, because apparently reptiles have absolutely no problem boarding and then wreaking havoc on airborne transports. According […]
Nothing I can contribute would top the awesomeness of this Freudian slip. So just… enjoy.
5-second films are hilarious shorts made by a few guys that, in less time than it takes to chew a banana (?), have you either confused, repulsed, or rolling on the floor laughing. As for the above Twilight clip,it’s probably a combination of all three.
Someone’s getting fired today.
