Penis Storm
Whatever you do, do not let yourself end up in Chihuahua, Mexico this weekend. You can not imagine the throbbing storm that is promising to blow a huge load rainstorm all over your face car.
Topless Hair Cuts Debut in Australia
Have you ever noticed when you get your hair cut that the lady (or dude, I guess) who’s cutting your hair has their boobs all up in your face half the time? And sometimes you’re like, am I supposed to be avoiding staring at your lady bits when they are literally inches from my face? […]
Crocodile on Plane Kills 19 Passengers
Reason #429,301 not to leave the house: a f*cking CROCODILE might get on the plane and murder you all. So, it turns out the hilariously terrible Samuel L Jackson flick, Snakes on a Plane, was actually a CAUTIONARY tale, because apparently reptiles have absolutely no problem boarding and then wreaking havoc on airborne transports. According […]
Big Fat Boners
Nothing I can contribute would top the awesomeness of this Freudian slip. So just… enjoy.
Twilight Screening: 5-Second Films
5-second films are hilarious shorts made by a few guys that, in less time than it takes to chew a banana (?), have you either confused, repulsed, or rolling on the floor laughing. As for the above Twilight clip,it’s probably a combination of all three.
Best News Headline FAIL Ever
Someone’s getting fired today.
Victoria’s Secret Has a $2 Million Bra
In honor of the unfairly sexy Adriana Lima and the premiere of Victoria’s Secret’s 2 million dollar “Bombshell Fantasy” bra, BCU has decided to share with you the 5 things you could do with the same amount of money. Because not only do we love insanely unnecessary displays of wealth, but also making you feel […]
Things You Don’t Need: The Situation’s New Book
Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is Election Day (HA! See what I […]
Fan Tried To Kill A-Rod To Woo Cameron Diaz
I’ve been looking to find something, ANYTHING, about the ALCS playoff games that is even vaguely interesting to write about, but unfortunately, the fact of the matter is that un til the World Series, baseball is just straight bo-ring. Until today, that is, when like a gift from the heavens I received word that some […]
Pornkins – Yes, they Exist.
Pumpkins are sooo boring. Just because some people are able to turn them into 1970s era remarkable works of art, for the most part they are dumb and messy and they get all rotten by Thanksgiving and sometimes little teenage bastards take them off your porch and throw them in the street because they’re getting […]