Reason #2,795 to not get married: Sometimes when you try to install your TV with a shotgun (obviously) your dumb wife gets in the way and you shoot her instead. Now you’re in trouble and your TV isn’t even set up.
I don’t know about you, but whenever I’m in the kitchen making some grub, all I can think is how funny it would be to stick together random food items so that they look like people and then make said people do the nasty and then take pictures and turn it into a .gif file. […]
You guys. YOU GUYS. This is really important. Shut up. We have to change allegiances. I love the US of A (re: previous post) but right now, we all need to take one for the team and start cheering for Paraguay. I don’t care where your loyalties actually lie (better be America, patriot), we have […]
If my Googling is correct (I don’t do math), Sunday marks the 234th Independence Day of our nation. We broke free from the shackles of unfair taxation and fancy-pants accents and said, NO THANK YOU to the letter U getting all up in certain words. That was 1776, a time of wooden teeth and pooping […]
A few weeks ago BCU reported on the news that English World Cup team was forbidden from hooking up with their WAGs (wives and girlfriends) due to debaucherous partying and distracting behaviors in 2006. It gave us at BCU the impression that maybe these ladies are a little bit… well, inconsiderate, perhaps. Then we looked […]
When I had my first crush at 16 (I was a late bloomer who turned into a beautiful flower), I remember that he wore Old Spice cologne. And I thought it was so George Clooney of him. Like, so totally mature and OH EM GEE KATIE HE IS SO SOPHISTICATED. And now, a whole 6 […]
You can buy some weird-ass junk on eBay these days. 1980s Mariah Carey tapes, someone’s bloody mattress, or even Sharon Osbourne’s breast implants. You know, just in case you’re an avid collector of menopausal wife-of-a-rock-star celebrity plastic surgery accessories, it’s really a priceless set. However, eBay has recently acquired some totally rad new merch. In fact, […]
Yesterday marked the 70th day of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. With each day that passes, more animals are killed, more ecosystems are destroyed, more Americans are losing jobs in the seafood industry. 5,000 (WTF) barrels of oil a day are pumped into ocean, like some someone popped the cork off a bottle of […]
Disclaimer: BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union’s yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing funny about putting other peoples’ lives in danger. HOWEVER, THIS IS HILARIOUS. The time: Last Wednesday The place: New […]
Miami, Florida is known for many things. Warm sandy beaches, delicious Latin food, and the delicious Latin lady butts that are inextricably entangled with the the two. So it’s not really a surprise at this point that 22 year old Marcus Raucher became known as the Serial Booty Grabber. His taste for copping a feel […]
