Gone are the days when news anchors could slip up and accidentally drop the word “penis” into a segment without anyone remembering. Unlike daytime TV, the internet likes to holds a grudge, so when a New Orleans news anchor bungled his lines last week during a piece about a new advancement in women’s sexual health, […]
Does anyone else think it’s about time we stop airing the Miss USA pageant altogether? Considering the past two years have been wracked with scandal, paired with the fact that these women aren’t even legitimate celebrities, all adds up to too much airtime devoted to an event that stopped being relevant in the 1980s. This years winner, […]
Celery is a very versatile vegetable, from being the garnish you ignore in your hot wing basket to “ants on a log” childhood lunch staples. However, recent studies have given guys a new reason to start chomping on that nothing-flavored plant: it’s makes you more attractive to women! According to the authors of the book […]
You workout five times a week, mixing cardio with strength training, and keep a healthy diet- you rarely eat fast food and try to keep your fat, sodium, and sugar intake to a minimum. However, you just can’t seem to lose those last few pounds or sculpt the amount of muscle you’ve been working towards. […]
Rumors have been flying among Justin-Bieberaholics worldwide that the young pop star may have gotten a tattoo! A TATTOO, PEOPLE! Could there possibly be any news in the world that is more important than this? I THINK NOT. Luckily, the editors over at BestWeekEver have obtained photographic proof that indeed, the 16 year old ambiguous-looking […]
I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold. Maybe I need to rephrase that for you. There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which […]
As you may have noted from my previous post, I am currently holding a grudge against Katy Perry for her totally undeserved number one spot on the Maxim Hot 100 List (not that I wouldn’t put her high on the list, I could totally see her sitting at 4 or 5). Her fiancee, on the […]
Every year the BCU staff celebrates two major literary holidays. Of course I am speaking of the releases of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and it’s counterpart, Maxim’s Hot 100 List. We sit around the conference table by candlelight, sipping tea and exclaiming triumphantly with each turn of a page. Until this year. Sports Illustrated […]
Is your internal clock ticking? Feeling the need to procreate and enjoy the wonder of making a baby? This is a disease that is currently making a Bubonic plague-like rampage across America, a fact I’ve deduced due my Facebook friends list thumbnails being about 40% baby photos. Don’t worry, though, there are many antibiotics for […]
Did you just get cheated on? Are you sad, upset, and hurt? Are you also a raving psychotic lunatic with anger issues? Yes? Then perhaps you should head over to crabrevenge.com, an online store that sells public lice to the public with the intention of spreading them to people’s public hair. Let me break this […]
