There is something about Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao that makes my heart just swell. It could be his tiny, hamster-like face, or his lightening fast punches, or the fact that he starred in a superhero movie called Wapakman along side a woman name Keanna Reeves. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE? Either way, I […]
Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it’s 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like… zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit […]
Obviously your first choice should be OBC, it’s got a ton of hot singles all looking for fun without the long term commitment. However, if you’ve got to pull yourself away from the computer for a few hours, it doesn’t mean you can’t be looking for singles at other places. Here are a few places […]
It’s fairly well known that guys, for the most part, understand about 1/1000th of women’s brains. And considering the human brain is about 3 pounds, and we only use about 10% of it, that means… well, I’m not going to do that math but pretty much you know JACK about women. And since no one […]
I’m sorry. That heading was supposed to say, “Vienna Girardi Wins ‘The Bachelor’,” although I still think mine is more accurate. Here are the questions that don’t matter: Did Vienna have an affair with a crew member? Did she really steal money from her Marine ex-husband? IS SHE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE? Here are the […]
OMG OMG OMG OMG. Alright guys, I know that I might have a teeny weeny itty bitty crush on Zach Galiafinakis that might be borderline stalker status, but I can not be the only one in the world who is out-of-this-world excited to see him host SNL this weekend. Especially since the last few guest […]
I recently wrote an article for the hilarious website RegretfulMorning, listing ways that guys can completely ruin their chances of picking up a lady. However, after contemplating the subject further, I realized there are actual lifestyle choices guys make that unwittingly ruin their chances of getting laid. Let us discuss. 1) Your Video Game Habit […]
Are you a particularly nefarious, multi-millionaire professional golfer who enjoys dozens of mistresses at once while keeping your unfairly sexy Swedish wife around too? Probably not. But if you’ve got his tendencies (cheating, lying, Ambien problem, etc), you might want to download this new iPhone app; “Tiger Text,” which you can program to automatically delete […]
The US is currently facing one of the worst economic crises in decades, and people are being forced to take a hard look at their spending and decide what their priorities are. Entertainment, such as movies, theme parks, and concerts, have taken especially hard hits, as people have realized they aren’t really necessities. Even many […]
Pillow talk (noun): confidences exchanged in bed or in intimate circumstances between spouses or lovers. We might add to the very end of that definition, perhaps “or a random chick you met at a bar,” but either way, you get the jist. Pillow talk is the bedroom banter that you would probably not ever want […]
