Despite rumors that she and 300 star Gerard Butler are dating, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston has no plans to settle down in the near future. She has shared some of the details of the renovation of her home in Beverly Hills, from replacing the men’s side of her bathroom with a spa-bath and […]
Remember a few days ago, when we posted rules for throwing a great Super Bowl? And how one of them was “Nix the Decorations?” Well, we’re gonna have to go ahead and add a footnote: if you have the incredible skills of the team at Break Media– keep the decorations. Below you see the most […]
Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic proportions. Although you may feel helpless at the moment, HolyTaco has done […]
The Academy Awards are one of the most legitimate award ceremonies of the year, and for the most part, they give awards to the people who genuinely deserve them, unlike some other shows (Taylor Swift won a Grammy??!!). And while we respect the art of film making, we at BCU have added a new category: […]
Everyone is talking about the pro-life commercial starring Tim Tebow that CBS has agreed to air during the Super Bowl. Paid for by Focus on the Family, the commercial stars Heisman winner and Bible-passage-sporting Tim Tebow and his mother, discussing how Tim was nearly aborted. Want to know what CBS says they will not air? […]
If you ignore the allegations that he “recreated situations” and “stayed at 5-star hotels,” Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild is hands-down the craziest badass in the history of mankind. From eating frog eyes to giving himself enemas in the middle of the ocean, it seems there is nothing this Brit can’t do. Luckily, somebody […]
We at BCU love animals just as much as the next person. I once hit a raccoon with my car and cried for a week. But seriously, PETA has got to be the craziest bunch of loonies in the land! We all know they hate fur coats and want everyone in America to live on […]
Steve Jobs, you tricky little minx. Amidst the backlash of nerds everywhere calling the iPad a “let-down,” and “disappointing,” and “totally lame,” Jobs apparently decided to remind America that we are obsessed with Apple, no matter what we say. In this clip from the Grammys, Stephen Colbert pulls one out to read the nominees, and […]
If you can’t tell by the second Football-themed post in three days, we at BCU are getting geared up for the most important day of the year: the Super Bowl. We’re just as disappointed as anyone that the Chargers’ penalty-flagged their way out of the game, but come on, guys! Football, beer, and hilarious commercials […]
Porn stars, while usually 30-50% silicone, are some of the hottest women in the world. With HD cameras all up in their everything, their job is to keep their bodies tight and tanned! Lots of guys dream of dating a porn star and getting to hook up with a girl who is so good at […]
