This Guy is PISSED That the Ravens Lost
Remember – even when Mondays feel unbearable, at least your not this guy.
Vanessa Bryant Got $75 Million
Via The Superficial: Vanessa is walking away with $75 million, which we’re told represents close to half of their total assets, estimated at around $150 million. TMZ previously reported several transfers of property earlier this year between Kobe and Vanessa. It turns out, based on the property settlement, Vanessa scored a clean sweep, snagging ALL […]
IT’S FRIDAY!
What will YOU be getting into tonight? Hitting the town? Hosting a party? Making a b-o-o-t-y call? Or just staying home in your sweatpants and eating mac ‘n cheese straight out of the pot? Hint: don’t say that last one.
Snooki Sans Makeup
For some reason I assumed that when Snooki took off her makeup every night at the end of every Jersey Shore season, she turned back into a pumpkin and sat in the garden until a witch turned her back in a human. Apparently that isn’t the case though, as I learned when Snooki Tweeted this […]
Fox Fur Merkins: No Thank You
I generally don’t agree with PETA – their over-the-top methods and “sexy” campaigns are the worst, even if they do have good intentions. However, I definitely agree with their stance against this new fad coming from (shocker!) Real Housewives of NYC star Cindy Barshop, whose waxing salon is now offering FOX FUR and BIRD FEATHER […]
Rihanna Looks Amazing
Of all the celebrities out there, I think I’m most jealous of Rihanna. She just seems to have that “DGAF” attitude down to a T – from her partying in Barbados to her poses with fans to her awesome decision to spend the Golden Globes in Hawaii smoking a massive blunt instead to pretending to […]
Zebra Attack!
I think this video is supposed to show the terrifying attack of a wild animal on a defenseless bystander, and perhaps prod us to think about containing animals in enclosures and cages when they are clearly meant to run free in the wild. And maybe that our hubris as humans will be our demise when […]
A Virgin With Over a Dozen Children
HOW DID THIS STORY GET PAST ME? A VIRGIN, AMATEUR PORN, AND SPERM DONATION ALL IN ONE STORY? WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME ABOUT THIS? According to Gawker, a 36-year-old guy is making waves in the media for his erm, “unconventional” assistance to fertility-challenged couples. Trent Arsenault has been running an unregulated sperm donation […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
After the SMH-ness of that last post, I feel like we need a little somethin’ to cleanse our palates, don’t you think? Something that will maybe make you believe again in real love – not the bullsh*t you see on primetime dating shows? Don’t worry – OBC has you covered. Although a lot of people […]
Skiing in Bikinis: How The Bachelor Finds Love, Apparently
A couple days ago, a friend of mine remarked that I resembled one of the contestants on the reality show The Bachelor, to which I responded, “THE BACHELOR IS STILL ON?” I had no idea that a show that requires fame-hungry women to make asses of themselves for a chance at a sham marriage with […]