What I will never understand is why celebrities make such STUPID choices when breaking the law. When Lindsey Lohan got busted for her DUI, why didn’t she have a driver? When Paris Hilton got caught with cocaine, why didn’t she leave it in her 2,000-a-night hotel? When TI got out of jail, WHY DID HE […]
Gentleman, I can not force you to believe what I say is true. I can beg and I can plead and I can sob at your feet, but you may say NAY, I SHAN’T BELIEVE YOU. I can only present you the facts to you that I know to be true, and let you come […]
I am convinced that the marketers behind many of our favorite “As Seen on TV” products are much more self-aware than we think they are. The ad teams creating the commercials for Snuggie, the Sham Wow, and the Shake Weight probably aren’t oblivious, naive squares that believe they’re selling an incredible product… They’re probably genius […]
This has not been a good week for famous (if not somewhat outdated) rappers – just a day after Rick Ross’ seizure caused a plane’s emergency landing, Tone Loc reportedly collapsed on stage. TMZ reports that the rapper (of “Funky Cold Medina”) fame collapsed while performing at an event Saturday night in Atlanta. Some reports […]
I don’t know about you, but when I’m in a car and someone else is driving and they’re going really fast – like, too fast – I feel like I should text my mother that I love her because the end might be near. Cars are so dangerous! Even my crappy old POS Escort is […]
Did you think this was going to be a Courtney Stodden video? Or maybe Ke$ha? Or I don’t know, one of those Rebecca Black type things? Nope. This is a new brand of awful – by a boy band called Heart 2 Heart. I initially held back on judgement because Heart 2 Heart is a […]
Remember yesterday when I destroyed all the dudes’ lives by posting THIS STORY WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY? Well, today we get one for the ladies, out of Northern California, where a woman and her boyfriend experienced a woman’s worst nightmare. According to April Bonjour (which has to be a […]
TMZ reported this morning that rapper Rick Ross suffered a seizure that left him unconscious on his flight to Memphis for his performance tonight at the FedEx Forum. According to eyewitness reports, Ross fell unconscious soon after the plane took off, prompting his entourage to alert the staff of the plane and a doctor on […]
Now all it needs is the ability to clean itself up AND WE ARE SET! Thank you Japan, as always! (Also, am I the only one that thought that said “SHARK c*nt”? Because that might actually be even more amazing.)
Well, we can all thank Alex Torres for ruining all of our future awesome sex stories because they will never be as INSANELY AMAZING as his. “Oh, no, that’s cool, you did it in the bushes outside of the White House during the inauguration? No, yeah, really, that’s really neat. I just did it while […]
