Sure, we learned this morning that Tuesdays are a TEENY-TINY-ITTY-BIT better than Mondays in ONE respect: people aren’t as worried about STDs on Tuesdays. Fine! FINE. That doesn’t change the fact that Tuesdays suck for about ten trillion other reasons, including but not limited to: no football, no excuse to go out and have a […]
I suppose there is at least ONE reason to like Tuesdays more than Mondays – according to a Danish study, people worry most about STDs and AIDS (and call hotlines about them) on Mondays, likely because they have unprotected sex most on Fridays and Saturdays. But why not a spike in callers on Sundays? they […]
Last night’s exciting boxing match between Victor Ortiz and Floyd Mayweather Jr. ended as most people expected: with Ortiz getting knocked-the-f***-out by Mayweather. No shocker there. However, the way that it went down has been causing a bit of a stir among fans. According to The Root, Mayweather may have sucker punched Ortiz as he […]
I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you won’t know it till they’re removing your liver with a circular saw. The only things I […]
I don’t know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things – 1) it will suck, 2) it will be overpriced, and 3) when you call to complain for the 600th time […]
The Emmys were last night everyone! Which means some people won awards and some people didn’t, but all in all I’m sure everyone had a great time! Also best dressed and worst dressed and stuff! And also after parties? SURE! Still, though, after all those very exciting things. Everyone on the interwebs can only talk […]
I don’t really like it when awkward people and things become self-aware. It’s like a robot-uprising is about to happen. One minute you’re all laughing at some awkward person behind their back and being entertained by their awkward-person-antics, and then next thing you know they’re making INTENTIONALLY awkward things and you don’t know whether to […]
Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey – I’m the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I read from your neck of the woods involves someone smoking bath […]
If you’re in my generation (that is Generation: Didn’t Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you’ll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word “sex” fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or […]
Some days it’s tough to find enough content that’s funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange. Other days, I […]
