I gotta admit, this Tuesday isn’t that bad. Maybe it’s because I’ve had the joy of seeing two total twats embarrass themselves on national television, maybe it’s because I had ice cream for breakfast, but I definitely am not in the normal, dragon-with-PMS mood that I am on most Tuesdays. Or maybe it’s because of […]
Apparently today is TV-Bitches-Tuesday, because not only did we get a glimpse of Nancy Grace’s rage-fueled nips, but now we get to enjoy the sweet sweet ramblings of my OTHER least favorite “female” on television, Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger, whose job it is to hook up sugar daddies with their sugar babies in the most […]
Nancy Grace, if you hadn’t already heard, is evil. She’s a horrific excuse for a news anchor and an even worse excuse for a woman. On her CNN show, she claims to be an “advocate for victims’ rights,” which I think translates into “yelling and screaming with no respect for the US legal system.” Plus […]
As if the whiny, nasally, migraine-inducing voice wasn’t enough, Nicki Minaj chooses to pollute our EYES now, as well as our ears, with her over-the-top costumes and hair and makeup that makes her look like a playing piece from a nightmarish version of Candy Land. Hey, I give the girl credit for making some pretty […]
I hope with all of my being that the creators of this video just happened upon a particularly potent strain of marijuana, smoked a particularly large amount of it, and then filmed with video because “dude, nothing makes sense in the world man, let’s show that in this video.” I hope to GOD that this […]
I always feel bad when I’m writing a snarky anti-marriage article and it comes to my attention that there are allegations of abuse in the story. Whether or not I think marriage is a death trap has nothing to do with domestic abuse being completely horrific for anyone in the situation, especially when there are […]
Monday morning. It’s cloudy here in San Diego, and the weather just says, “no, seriously, go back to bed. The week should start on Tuesday anyway!” But alas, here we all are, drinking coffee and counting down the hours till our precious weekends return. It’s okay though, right? We’re all excited to be alive because […]
With the decriminalization of marijuana in California, I feel like we’re all collectively starting to realize that weed isn’t exactly the life-ruining hardcore drug that our the government wants us to believe it is. It’s not a “gateway” drug anymore than booze is, and the closest it comes to destroying lives is allowing foods like this to […]
We saw what Justin looked like almost naked in Friends With Benefits, and now we know what Scarlett looks like in her birthday suit – so it’s not hard to be insanely jealous about today’s celeb news: a rumor that Scarlett and Justin may have partaken in a late night booty call just last week. […]
Sometimes I worry that YouTube has too many normal, boring, completely mundane videos, don’t you? Like, come ON. What an utterly boring and too-normal way to start a Friday, if you ask me.
