San Diego’s annual Comic Con is next weekend, the 150,000 person arts and culture convention which tears through our downtown district with a vengeance every July and makes parking, walking, and living barely possible. Worst of all, I think we’re all a little unprepared. Usually, the month before Comic Con everyone is like “oh god […]
NO. NO THANK YOU. Sure, I may be writing this as a person who gets slightly ill if in the backseat of a slow moving car, but NO. And to all my fellow non-coaster-riders, do not get tricked by this video into thinking “oh, that’s not that bad,” because halfway through you will be slapped […]
According to new reports, scientists have discovered a new strain of gonorrhea that’s making waves through Japan, and guess what… this one is INCURABLE. They’re calling it a ‘superbug,’ and it seems to be resistant to all known forms of antibiotics. Oh, good! Good job, sexually transmitted diseases. We’re all sitting here, trying to enjoy […]
Apparently Xzibit is one of those people who tells their kids not to play “cowboys and indians” because it represents the hardship and displacement of hundred of thousands of Native Americans in the pre-colonial era. And on a sidenote, does Xzibit know what the word “pimp” represents?
“Yeah, I dunno, boning Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly really wasn’t enough to make me happy. I had to do something that only 28 players in the history of America have done. But yeah, no, really, have fun at your desk job.”
I don’t believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world) for karma to exist. However, when I hear […]
Tila Tequila is moving to NYC. HA! TAKE THAT, EAST COAST! [TMZ] The Royals have arrived in LA. “Oy, guvna, I’d ratha piss meself than stay in this bloody sh*thole anotha day!” -Them [Dlisted] I don’t know who Weston Cage is, but apparently his PREGNANT wife got DRUNK and BEAT HIM UP. Awesome. [TheSuperficial] […]
I was unaware of it when I woke up this morning, but apparently today is GIRLS EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES DAY in America, because everywhere I’ve been on the internet has featured cringe-worthy (but hilarious, obviously) videos of young women doing things that I imagine they will slap themselves for later. I mean, we started off so […]
On a hot summer day at the beach, when the breeze is perfect and you have an icy lemonade and a sandwich (perhaps a club sandwich with pepper jack cheese, I don’t know) and a bag of chips, there is only one thing that could make your meal more awesome. A pickle. A dill pickle […]
I would just like to take this time to give a summertime PSA to my fellow females (and certain males, I suppose), to remind them of the inherent danger in getting drunk and parading around in your bathing suit. I, as well as the next person, know the joys of enjoying the hot sun and […]
