What’s that, young child? You want to know why a person would need to “escape” from a bathroom stall that locks from the inside? Well, let me tell you a little story, my son. When a man loves beer, and beer loves that man, and they are in love and they decide that they want […]
I remember as a nerdy middle schooler with no friends, sitting in my room jamming out to Weird Al Yankovic and laughing to myself (this was also the time in my life when I put on audiobooks of Harry Potter to put me to sleep. Pathetic, right?), with such hits as “Eat It,” and “Amish […]
Continuing with today’s apparent “female anatomy in unexpected places” theme, and building on our past “keep your vagina in your pants, please” Spring trend (following vagina book and vagina necklace), we bring you this wedding dress: So, um. I don’t think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? But also, […]
Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign […]
When I was a kid, there was this store called “Spencers” in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that’s what you do when you’re 13. Spencer’s was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie […]
Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair: DEEP FRIED […]
You know when it’s around 12 o’clock, and your tummy starts a-rumblin’ and you begin to brainstorm the many things you’d love to have for lunch? Perhaps you’ll grab a slice of pizza, or maybe a sub from that new deli you’ve been wanting to try, or maybe some leftover chili from the chili cook-off […]
Just last week, OBC’s founder Moses Brown posed a question that made us all scratch our heads… what if Hugh Hefner’s broken engagement was all a sham? Perhaps the entire thing, from proposal to pathetic Twitter break-up announcement, was a well thought out attempt at garnering more press for Playboy magazine. To be fair, print […]
If you’re my age (an age which is less than a quarter of a century but older than a fifth of one), you probably grew up flinching to the impossibly painful and awkward performances of the Jackass crew on MTV. Before there were pregnant teens and terrible reality shows filling the airwaves, there was […]
In case you’re simmering in “The Saturday Flu,” which is what I like to call hangovers, here is something to numb the pain. In wake of the Hugh Hefner break up, one of those two whorey twins has “miraculously” become single. [TheSuperficial] Fresh out of rehab, Amy Winehouse hit the stage. WASTED. [Dlisted] Ryan Reynolds […]
