*disclaimer: technically, yes, the first official start of summer falls on Tuesday of next week. However, being that weekends supersede weekdays in importance, we decided for the purposes of this post to assume that the summer solstice falls on Sunday. We have no need for science when there’s partying to do, GOT IT?* This weekend […]
I don’t know about you, but I always assumed that Canadians were the most mild-mannered humans on the planet. Like the type of person that you’d bump into on the subway and they’d apologize. I still think that’s probably true, except in this case… Apparently this weekend the Boston Bruins beat out the Vancouver Canucks […]
When I first came across this video last night, much of the commentary lead me to believe that perhaps the metro employee (in the blue vest and blonde hair), might have been to blame for interfering with a rider’s right to private conversation. However, once, I hit play on this video, oh… once I hit […]
A recent article on Jezebel discussed the unfortunate double-standard surrounding the hygiene of men and women’s nether regions. They argue that while advertisements for women’s products are vague and almost indecipherable from say, body wash or face wipes, men’s advertisements are hilariously to the point (like say, the Jaime Pressly ball scrubber commercial). However, I […]
I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the “bath salts” drug and […]
So, I wonder if this will finally put a stop to the rumors that Tupac is on the moon or in a pyramid or in New Zealand – according to The Huffington Post, Dexter Isaac, an inmate and longtime associate of James “Jimmy Henchman” Rosemund, released a statement from prison claiming that he was in […]
This morning my little brother graduated from high school. It was weird. Even as he walked across the stage and accepted his diploma, I was like “nope. Not happening. He is still wearing diapers and dancing to some weird Teletubbies song.” Needless to say, his graduation was one long boring uneventful morning, and nothing nearly […]
I don’t have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it’s NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I’ve read about infanticide and […]
We’ve all had that moment of pure, unadulterated fear when trying to show someone a link or video or article on your computer. For the brief second as you open your browser and begin to type into the search bar, you wonder what the last thing you searched for… was it a recipe for great […]
I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay home for the day. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Today brings in a fresh duo of […]
