This weekend is set to be quite a doozy. On one hand, yesterday was Cinco De Mayo, and people are probably still celebrating. On the other hand, we caught and maybe murdered Osama bin Laden, so… USA! USA! So, what is a patriotic American who loves burritos to do? Obviously have a MexicUSA weekend! This […]
Now that someone has been RUN OVER in the midst of a public brawl, I’d like to hope that firework of a trend has officially died away. And luckily, I think it can now, with the appearance of a new style – storing things in your vagina. We always knew that ladies and gents were […]
Forget company acquisition or stocks going public; this is literally the greatest press release to ever hit the news wires. According to FilmDrunk, Sabrina Deep (definitely her real name) has announced she’s embarking on a worldwide tour- not your average singing or autograph signing tour though – it’s called the World Bukkake Tour, and it’s […]
In the last few days, the fog of Obama hate that seems to have been surrounding this nation in the past few months has really started to clear. From his awesome speech at the White House Correspondence Dinner to his release of his birth certificate to that one other thing he did that I can’t […]
It is considered a ‘fetish’ if you find something about a person’s ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin’s desire to drill for oil. Or… if you were really turned on by Suze Orman’s creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both […]
Annnnnd we’re back with this week’s dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts against a dummy and his beer! If you’re like me, you keep up to date on your White-Trash Drug of the Week, but if not here’s what you missed: “Bath Salts” are the street name for a substance […]
Last year for Cinco De Mayo, I wrote about the Dos and Don’ts of Cinco de Mayo, but I realized that like St. Patrick’s Day, one of the best things about the holiday is that there are supposed to be NO RULES. So this year, I decided to change it up, and offer a friendly […]
Here are the best parts of this story: 1. Forrest and Rose?! Are you kidding me?! It’s official: not only are the the oldest, but they are the cutest couple in the history of mankind. 2. I hope with everything in my soul that I am able to lift my diabetic foot up from […]
As a female, I’ve always been jealous of the idea of being able to, er, “direct” the way your pee is going. On the contrary, women are stuck with this awkwardly positioned, completely unsteerable device in between our legs that makes peeing in public buildings far more difficult than what you men get to deal […]
With the help of about four different sports websites, I am going to attempt to tell you what happened last night during the Miami Heat vs Boston Celtics game, and what it means for the series, which moves to Boston Saturday night. Considering my experience with basketball consists of, well, nothing, my preemptive apologies in […]
