As if my stomach didn’t already hate me for the treachery I put it through last night, I had to see this video, wherein one lunatic breaks the world record for highest dive into a shallow pool. I thought I might be able to hold all this green beer and cabbage down, but with how […]
File this under G for GOOD GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. A woman in Sweden found a condom, a condom wrapper, and a plastic ring in the bottom of a carton of filmjölk, a sour-tasting fermented milk product popular in Sweden. FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about this “sour-tasting fermented milk product” […]
Oh, GREAT. Our Facebook addictions might be even worse than I thought – it could be ruining our sex drives. According to a recent article in the Observer, young partiers in New York City are tending to care more about social networking during their high-profile nights out than having sex! The author tells a story […]
Bars are opening across the country and many restrictions are being dropped — and it just so happens to be the holiday that most inspires people to get complete hammered drunk. What could go wrong? If you’re a single dude looking to go out and enjoy some drinks to celebrate this Irish holiday – let […]
On one hand, you’ve got to give this guy some credit for having the balls to upload this to the perpetually judgmental and evil internet, and for having the ability to laugh at himself, and for paving the way for our own generation of pajama’d performers like Timmy and his Lady Gaga covers. On the […]
I frequently try and scour my memory to remember what life was like before the internet, before cell phones and text messaging and dating sites and Facebook. It’s basically impossible. It’s like trying to remember being born. However, I can occasionally take the time to remind myself how flat-out CRAZY some people on the internet […]
TWO JERSEY SHORE POSTS IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? It’s official, guys, all this internet activity is turning my brain to mush. However, this video was absolutely, unavoidably necessary, because it shows our least favorite of the Jersey Shore crew utterly BOMBING on stage at last night Roast of Donald Trump. I’ve never thought the roasts were […]
This is a sad one. I always liked Tony Hawk. In fact (me time), I performed with Tony Hawk and then-child-prodigy Shaun White at an Olympic send off back in 1996. It was pretty much the best moment of my childhood. Anyway, Tony Hawk has just lost points in my celebrity point-log that I keep […]
There have been many great battles in our history. David vs Goliath… Ali vs Frazier… Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb. However, it has been a long while since a neck and neck competition such as this has graced our world and it is up to us as the watchful public to decide who takes home […]
As a person who vehemently opposes the celebrity worship of people like those on the Jersey Shore, you think that I would steer clear of giving them any more publicity unless it included outing their obvious drug use. However, today is something different and way more awesome and I have to give the shows resident […]
