I break a lot of promises. Like that I’ll call my mom everyday, or that I’ll actually go to the gym every day. And I’m about to break my promise that I’d stop reporting anything about Charlie “Trainwreck of the Century” Sheen, because this news is too ridiculous to pass up. I could ignore the […]
We all know that Rule 34 exists – as in, “If it exists, there is porn about it,” but we might not really understand the meaning behind our desires to see Marge Simpson or Dinosaurs or AT-ATs going at it… until now. In their recent book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, by authors Ogi Ogas […]
Well, I think this is the end of the public brawl, everyone. Not unlike Crocs and Ed Hardy t-shirts, we flooded the market with public brawls and they just got to be too much. For example, the public brawl below, in which 3 people get RUN THE F*** OVER during a McDonald’s hiring fair in […]
I always get giddy when I see a mugshot in my daily news feed because it means that someone did something REALLY dumb, and now we all get to gather to make fun of them! We’ve had everything from a naked DUI to a case of false identity to a guy with the munchies who […]
Condoms, condoms, condoms. Such a conundrum (a condom-drum?). On one hand, they’re the simplest, most effective way to prevent STDs and pregnancy, but on the other hand, dudes hate them more than anything else in the world. They’re awkward, they dull sensation, and they are a fairly disgusting mess once you’re done with them. However, […]
I actually didn’t know that today was 4/20 until I was sending a very work-related, non-marijuana-themed e-mail this morning, so as you might guess I am not exactly UP TO DATE on weed culture. All I know is that today is Hitler’s birthday, 4/20, and the date that the highly-anticipated game Portal 2 came out, […]
As a chick born and raised in the glorious land known as California, I have, for quite sometime, known that this side of the country is exponentially cooler than the other side. I mean, I spent a bit of time in New York after high school, and yeah, that city is pretty bad ass, but […]
It is always funny to me that after a storm, a fire, a robbery, a murder, a rape, a kidnapping, or any other big news-worthy tragedy, that reporters manage to hone in on the most air-headed person in the entire city to interview about their important input on the event. For the sake of YouTube, […]
There has been much debate over whether or not euthanasia should be legal over the years, Euthanasia, of course, meaning “mercy-killing” or “the practice of ending a life in a manner which relieves pain and suffering”. Many doctors (most famously the controversial Jack Kevorkian), believe that it is an honorable and compassionate practice for men […]
So. Coachella 2011. Let’s not dawdle and jump right in to the recap. The Good: So many things! As a huge rock fan, I’m biased when I say that Arcade Fire were the biggest hit of the weekend, but there were several stars- Kings of Leon totally rocked the grounds on Friday night, 80s throwback […]
