TOO… MANY… JOKES. CAN NOT… PICK. The DOMAINfest Global Conference hosted by the Playboy Mansion on February 3rd has caused some rather… unfortunate yields this week, as an outbreak of the disease legionellosis has officially sickened 170 attendees. The disease, which is known for “symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, general discomfort (malaise) and some […]
Marijuana legalization is one of the most polarizing political minefields our society deals with today. There are incredibly intelligent people on each side of the issue, and valid points made by both. I will not get into my personal beliefs because this is a pop culture and dating blog, not BCU Girl’s Opinion Blog of […]
Just your everyday, average 51-year-old goosekeeper looking for some totally normal “feeling” while he feeds his geese, which, like I said, is perfectly normal. In fact, why am I even posting this? It’s so normal. It’s like, the most normal thing I’ve ever read.
Did you know the Grammy’s were on last night? Did you know that the Grammy’s still EXISTED? Yeah, I know, me neither. In this post-Pirate Bay world, who even gives a sh*t about who wins these dumb awards anymore anyway? Really the only thing people watch the Grammy’s for is to see who bought a […]
It’s National Divorce Week! Olivia Wilde (above) & Ashlee Simpson are both about to be single! Line up, guys! [contact music] Lady Gaga’s new single came out and it’s… um… interesting. [dlisted] NSFW Kelly Brooke pictures? PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE? [the blemish] Charlie Sheen is giving advice now, so that’s […]
Let’s just get this straight really quick: I am not an embittered, angry old maid who hates marriage because she believes she will never get married because no man will ever put up with her cats in scarves addiction, okay? I just think that business of marriage (not unlike the business of Christmas, the business […]
Do YOU have a problem with porn? Watch it morning, noon, and night? Have problems sleeping because you’re thinking about the next weird fetish you could type into your search bar? Do your friends and family constantly find used tissues and haphazard bottles of lotion around your desk or laptop? WELL WE HAVE A SOLUTION […]
When you think of Hollywood couples that you’d want to smell like, what’s the first though that comes into your head? David and Victoria Beckham are the leaders of this movement with their line of high end men and women’s scents, for example. Or maybe you’d want to smell like Brad and Angelina for an […]
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As I get older I’ve found that very few holidays still excite me. Christmas, which used to be the highest happiness peak of the entire YEAR, is now just a time to stress out and worry about how much money you’re going to have to spend on everyone in your family so as […]
